fartling

The "gump" of society

I did not complete my grape, this is a fartling moment

by poopbuttinsoopsoop March 3, 2023

Fartle

When you've ripped a massive fart that startles someone in your vicinity

Man, I walked into Howie's office and ripped one so loud it fartled him.

by jaseALghul May 18, 2022

Fartle

When an individual thinks he is passing a silent fart, but it ends up being loud and he scares himself.

Matt thought his fart at the office was going to be silent, but it was really loud and he fartled himself.

by HappyHeff January 6, 2014

Fartled

When you are startled by the sound of a loud fart.

Wow hun, you really fartled me and what the hell did you eat?

by TheraPetAndy March 30, 2018

Fartle

To be startled by a fart.

John ripped a fart and Nancy jumped. “You fartled me!” She said with a laugh.

by LadySerafina April 23, 2022

Fartle

To be startled by a fart

John ripped a fart and Nancy jumped. “Oh haha you fartled me!”

by LadySerafina April 23, 2022

Fartled

To be surprised or startled by a fart.

"I was fartled awake when my wife ripped a big ugly in bed."

by Sir Schnitzel November 3, 2012