The Farrington Beg

When you repeatedly ask her not to force you to put it in her butt... again.

Even the Farrington Beg couldn't save him last night.

by Petreaux December 17, 2016

Farmington

A term most often associated with Paradise. A place where the beer flows like wine, where there isn't a female bust smaller than a c-cup and where everyone can get laid. (Except of course those who've lived in New Lennox)

Gorgeous girl #1:
Can you believe they're taking us to farmington?! I'm getting so hot just thinking about it.

Gorgeous girl #2
The biggest c*ck I'd ever seen was in Farmington and I'm not talking about the roosters!

by Bryant September 12, 2003

Farmington Hills

NOT to be MISTAKEN with FARMINGTON, MI. Farmington Hills is a city in the lower Oakland twp. 100% rich suburbia. Hometown of Harrison High School, and North Farmington High School. Mostly consists of RICH Jews, RICH Chaldeans and White Kids.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.

Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.

YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry

The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.

Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.
Tamika: You from Farmington or sumethin?

Jessica: HELL NO....I am from Farmington Hills.

by YES IT IS ME December 13, 2008

Farmington Hills

NOT to be MISTAKEN with FARMINGTON, MI. Farmington Hills is a city in the lower Oakland twp. 100% rich suburbia. Hometown of Harrison High School, and North Farmington High School. Mostly consists of RICH Jews, RICH Chaldeans and White Kids.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.

Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.

YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry

The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.

Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.

Tamika: You from Farmington or sumethin?

Jessica: HELL NO....I am from Farmington Hills.

by CraZY biTcH! December 10, 2008

farrington

The school filled with unicorn porn. When you enter to learn, all you learn is that theres a man with a rubber chicken and people that will eventually ask you for food. Various types of people may contain: OG's, Otaku's, Swagger Captain's, and mexican rain. We smell nice.

Person 1 - Hey swag captain
Person 2 - Sup geek freak
Person 3 - Who has food?
Person 4 - I DOOOO.HAHHAHAHA
Person 3 - I liike
Person 2 - Nigga
Person 1 - AHHHH!
Person 69 - Big farrington penis.

by WeForgotThePotato February 13, 2014

Farmington

Is the Richest neighborhood in Hampton, VA the neighborhood was formed in the 1960s and grew into a huge neighborhood big enough for you to get lost in. From Farmington Blv to Estate Drive is the original section of Farmington build between the 1970s and 1980s then between 2003-2005 Diamond hill and that back west section of the neighborhood was formed and the last couple sections and the biggest houses in the whole neighborhood were build between 2007-2011 known as the Wexford Dr,Castle haven Rd, and Naturewood Crt, the kids schools start off at phenix preK-8 school and would be going to Bethel high school

JIM:god David your so rich

David:Why

JIM:Because you live in farmington

David:OK

by blamit4321 April 4, 2011

farmington

A city in the state of minnesota with the worst sportsmenship you will ever experience. All the kids are absolute brats because they aren’t good at thier sports and think they’re entitled because their parents have a lot of money. Your also garenteed to win because all of the refs hate them.

person 1: oh you play farmington tonight, good luck their all bitches.
person 2: thanks won’t need it though because their also trash.

by badbitch377 September 26, 2019