Factional

A fact that became fiction, due to excess exaggeration. Usually describing stories told by others.

The story John told you about the party was so factional, he didn't get laid at all.

by Martin Martyr March 18, 2009

Factis

A fake Latin word synonymous with the word "fuck". It was created and first used by composer Eric Whitacre in the production "Paradise Lost: Shadows & Wings".

Break it like a chicken bone. And break it like you hate that factis chicken!

Factis me!

What the factis was that!

Don't you ever factis do that again!

by bnu112358 June 24, 2010

peppermint fattie

When a girl is sucking your penis,she chews a mint.Then she proceeds to suck your penis,which will have a cool,fresh,sensation.

''Man!This chick was giving me head,and after she licked my gooch,she gave me a peppermint fattie!

by gooch-sicles September 2, 2010

Fattie McFatPhuk

i. Somebody who is extremely fat and obnoxious.
ii. An affectionate term for a friend.
iii. Someone who eats more than you do.
iv. Someone you hate.

Viraj: How are you?
Xtina: Good and you fattie mcfatphuk?

by cseim June 14, 2008

facienda

When a lady position's her tropical fruit or hirsute hacienda upon the face of an unsuspecting victim

Rusty: look Jack that lady is interfering with that young man!
Jack: that's not a lady, that's Laura...and she's doing the facienda on him!
Rusty:...and look at the way her gusset bunting and jungle nook blows in the wind, it's a sight to behold!
Jack: she's some girl!

by Sandal-Bag February 15, 2010

fattie grunt

A sound that is made when a rather large person bends over to pick something up or otherwise makes a move that elicits a groan like sound. Usually this sound is something like "ugghhhhh."

As Peter bent over to pick up some chalk on the floor, a fattie grunt escaped his lips.

by Civixx August 1, 2010

Fatties after Natties

The standard operating procedure on any given night of planned debauchery among male friends. "Natties" being a direct reference to Natural Light and "Fatties" can be correlated with the low caliber of potential female suitors one will undoubtedly pursue.

- Jon, "Yo what's the game plan for tonight?"
- Steve, "I'm thinking the usual, Fatties after Natties."
- Jon, "Word."

by Pebbies June 18, 2011