by S0CC0 April 23, 2020
Get the fatty shatty mug.Rationalization or justification of behaviors that reinforce or keep a person fat.
Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).
Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).
Fatty logic.
Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).
Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).
Fatty logic.
Fat Chick: "I used to have a lap band surgically in place to stop me from overeating."
Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."
Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"
Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."
Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"
Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
by Jeffro303 February 7, 2013
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1. The sudden and uncontrollable anger experienced by a fat person when a specific food item they crave is unavailable
2. The general anger that builds as a fat person goes longer and longer without food
2. The general anger that builds as a fat person goes longer and longer without food
When Big Tony found out Debbie ate the last Oreo in the box, he flew into a fatty rage and nearly beat her to death.
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Get the Fatty-NoDaddy mug.P Fritty is an oval black and white bumper sticker that was printed and sold to help raise awareness about the horrific and everlasting effects of random acts of violence.
Patrick A. Frye, nick named 'P Fritty' in middle school, was murdered, by a woman he had never met, on October 27, 2007. He lived just 20 years, 4 months and 7 days....20. 4. 7. He was born in Colombia, South America and raised in Lowell, Massachusetts.
His large family and countless friends deeply miss him, his beautiful smile and his fierce loyalty, 24/7! The money raised from the sale of these stickers supports the Patrick A. Frye Memorial Fund which provides scholarships to high school students and assistance to needy people. The goal of the stickers is also to promote peace by keeping his name in the public eye.
Patrick A. Frye, nick named 'P Fritty' in middle school, was murdered, by a woman he had never met, on October 27, 2007. He lived just 20 years, 4 months and 7 days....20. 4. 7. He was born in Colombia, South America and raised in Lowell, Massachusetts.
His large family and countless friends deeply miss him, his beautiful smile and his fierce loyalty, 24/7! The money raised from the sale of these stickers supports the Patrick A. Frye Memorial Fund which provides scholarships to high school students and assistance to needy people. The goal of the stickers is also to promote peace by keeping his name in the public eye.
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