Nigger fortune cookie

A piece of corn bred with a food stamp baked in the middle of it.

Otis, look at Leroy. He done got himself a nigger fortune cookie on his way back from the liquor store!

by Samurai Sam September 14, 2006

Nigger Fortune Cookie

n. A Single piece of cornbread with a food stamp pre-placed in the middle.

Damn those niggers scored big today... not only did they get some free cornbread, but they also received a food stamp which they'll eventually trade on the black market for crack.

Hey LaBradford, pass me over one of dem nigger fortune cookies 'cuz I needs to go to da store and get my future baby's momma some cigarettes with my food stamps.

by Leroy & Janequa November 30, 2013

Mexican Fortune Cookie

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.

Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.

by Maxwell February 14, 2005

Fatty Fortune Cookie

When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.

Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.

by Magooru November 6, 2010

West Virginia fortune cookie

a biscuit with a food stamp in the middle

Those people went to the welfare office to get their checks and West Virginia fortune cookies

by Frosty2073 January 22, 2006

Fatty Fortune Cookie

When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.

Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.

by Magooru November 5, 2010

Burnt Fortune Cookie

A three-some with an asian girl & 2 black guys.

Tyrone: Ey, I'm thinkin of smashin' that oriental bitch Lucy
Lamar: Damn lemme get at dat too
Tyrone: Let's make a burnt fortune cookie

by prettyflvcko November 27, 2012