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folded napkin 

After my son was hit in the crotch by a ball, and his sister was laughing at him -- "It's not funny! How about I hit you in your folded napkin!"

Folded under pressure

Folded under pressure by PandaOnTop December 21, 2020

folded bologna 

An extremely classy term for a vagina. Most commonly used by the most civilized of gentleman.
Man, she had some dry folded bologna!
folded bologna by Jerry The Big Cat February 23, 2008

Folded Lawnchair

Sex position where the woman's legs are on top of the man's shoulders - in missionary- and he comes into you nice, and hard.
Woman: oh baby, harder...harder!- let's do the folded lawnchair
Man: Ohhh yeeeah - Bring those legs up more baby , your thighs are so soft
Folded Lawnchair by likeitbig24 September 8, 2011

folded like a cheap suit

To give in on something you felt so strongly about only a moment ago.
He had sworn to never let his self sufficient adult children move back into his house, but when his 24 year old pregnant daughter showed up crying on his doorstep with nowhere else to go, the poor man folded like a cheap suit and welcomed her in.

Folded meat 

The attempt to place one's flacid penis into a vagina. Usually by means of rough fold or smash-n-mash against the vagina.
We couldn't have sex because he went folded meat on me.