fobbly wobbly

A faggot named William

Fobbly Wobbly is a bitch.

by CringeyWeebDude March 3, 2019

fobbit

n. anyone who enlisted in the military and was able to score over 90 on the ASVAB, therefore qualifying for any job OTHER than the infantry, artillery or cavalry.

That fobbit never has to ruck or dodge bullets. I wish I had his job.

by Dirty Gil January 17, 2009

fobbit

Any person who is in the military, but who when deployed, stays on tha FOB (forward Operating Base) and never crosses the wire where it's actaully dangerous. Mostly used in a derogatory fashion by those who actually do risk their lives. Most Marines and Soldiers aren't fobbits. Most of the Air Force are fobbits except for Vehicle Operators.(Go Veh Ops!!!!!), Security Forces and special forces. And the Navy well who cares about tha navy theyre all gay anyway.

Vehicle operator:

Hey SSgt Barnes!! why dont u get off your ass for once and do an actual convoy instead of going to that stupid yoga class or poetry night bs! u fobbit!

SSgt Barnes:

(in a southern black accent) oh no u didnt! Lets get some chicken in this muhfucka yeh!

by vehicle operator May 15, 2009

fobbed out

A phrase used to describe someone who is dressed painfully awkward, often to the point of inappropriateness, as frequently seen in "fobs" (a.k.a. "fresh off the boat," meaning recently arrived immigrants and/or foreign visitors.)

(True story: Two guys working out at a gym in NYC.)

Ravi (in disbelief): "That auntie's saari is stuck in the treadmill!"

Sandeep (amused): "And wearing sandals too! That's fobbed out."

(True story: An American and his fob cousin at the beach in Miami.)

Ali (dumbfounded): "What are you doing?? Aren't you going to change first?!"

Mehmet (chest high in the ocean in a long-sleeved shirt and jeans, happy as a clam): "I'm swimming, silly!" (as onlookers giggle.)

Ali (sighs with embarrassment and says under his breath): "So fobbed out."

by tamara1972 September 1, 2012

fobby

the snobby, nonchalant attitudes of certain groups of "Fresh Off Boat" ( fob ) people (new immigrants, usually from Asian countries). These newcomers to a country stick to their own cultural groups and usually stick their noses up at the cultures of their adopted country.

He is so fobby because he only hangs out with people from his own cultural group and do not attempt to learn the cultures of his adopted country.

by echomyst February 6, 2005

Fobbing

Onomatopoeic verb to describe a a woman pleasuring herself.

Female equivalent of "fapping"

Person 1: What's Ali doing in her room?
Person 2: Probably fobbing.

by mrRHS927 August 31, 2012

Fobbing

A tactical chunder assisted by a third party's penis.

Fobbing can be taken beyond just a friendly gesture and into the realms of competition. For example, a Fob Win would be when the owner of the penis ejaculates before the vomitee can vomit. A Fob Lose is when the vomitee vomits before the penis owner can reach climax. Finally, the Fob Clog can be seen as a draw. In this instance both parties will finish at exactly at the same time. This is the messiest of the possible outcomes.

Note: For a Fob Clog to be allowed, the penis must still be in the throat area.

Person 1: Yay I just got a Fob Win!
Person 2: *splutter* *wretch*

Person 1: Hey baby you look like you could use a good fobbing.

by fobmaster_2010 March 23, 2010