flatpacking

The Process of Putting Flat pack furniture (think IKEA) back into its original Box

The process of Un-Flatpacking is removing flat pack furniture from the box and forming it into the product.

Hey Man, I'm moving house, want to help me with some flatpacking? I have an Ikea desk and the original Box

by IkeaSwede September 2, 2012

fatphobic

A term used by insecure obese people (mostly post-teenage and early adult females) to make themselves feel better about being overweight. These same obese people like to use "fatphobic" to mock those who are skinny or trying to lose weight, when they're (the obese people) just jealous of their body shape and/or efforts to lose and maintain their weight. This term is mainly used by the Fat Acceptance Movement on TikTok.

1: I'm so glad I finally lost 8 kgs(16 lbs)!
2: You're happy you lost weight!?! You're so fatphobic! We can't be friends anymore.

by smallmochafrappe July 29, 2022

fiap

A shotty student hotel in Paris, France located across the street from a mental institution. The hotel is so shitty that the word fiap is begining to replace the word shit itself.

There have been songs written to document the conditions at the fiap hotel:

"FIAP, what a lovely place,
fiap, disgusting dinners on your plate
fiap, the boys are irish,
we will never return again

FIAP, there's blood stains on your towel,
fiap, it smells really fowl,
fiap, the sheets are crusty,
we will never return again"

"You are full of fiap!"

by C Dacre March 26, 2008

Fatphobia

Not a word. Period. No more words to be said. Do I need to explain myself? Answer: No. So, whoever thinks it's a word needs to touch some grass or see some sunlight.

Fatphobia is not a word and here it is used in the conversation involving an idiot: Chad: "Hey, if you can't find the right sized bath towel its ok just stitch two together or something." Sheryl: "Uhm...WHAT!? You want me to take 5 minutes of my life to do that!? That is very fatphobic and I am reporting this brand and you to the police and am thinking about Sueing both of you! Now go fuck yourself!" Chad: "Woah, chill Karen it's okay, just get a life and it'll all be better".

by CultureOfMan January 16, 2022

fiat money

Money that is only money because some government says that it is.

There's no gold or silver backing greenbacks.

by octopod January 16, 2004

Fatpal

Fatpal is a word that was created to express the whole 9 yards of a femal body. It covers all areas needed to have a woman who is to be considered a fine piece of ass.....F= Face .....A= Ass .....T= Tits ....P= Pussy .....A= Abs .....L= Legs

~Holy shit jim.....would you check out the Fatpal on that chick over there.....Daaaaamn~

~Damn dude, that girl over there has definatly got some good Atpal but the F is lacking immensly~

by Matt Lisherness June 11, 2006

Fatpocritic

In order for this title to apply two pre-existing conditions must exist:

A: The individual in question must weigh no less than 300lbs and have trouble doing daily activities (breathing walking etc.)
B: The individual must consistently eat tiny meals and condescendingly provide nutrition tips to others.

This deadly combination result in table banter that will include some or all of the following:

“You shouldn’t eat that”, “That’s not good for you” “I wouldn’t do that”

“That’s why I eat….”, “This is too much” (referring to 2 cucumber slices with salt and pepper)

“I make healthy choices” (and eat them) “These are good for you”

Behind the scenes and on weekends, these individuals usually eat entire immigrant (not accounted for) families and attempt to roll in the grisly greasy leftovers. Their bodies’ heavy with foreign flesh, they pass into a food coma that results in additional fat accumulation. Once this state of exteme gluttony has passed they roll into a swimming pool for easy cleaning ready to criticize others again.

" That Fatpocritic told me I shouldn't drink water, because it makes me heavier."

by scrumhalf86 February 5, 2010