facepalm

The act of one's palm coming into direct and repeated contact with one's face after doing something particularly humiliating.

Kate Richard, uh, uh, *facepalm*.

by Kate Richard October 2, 2007

/facepalm

To palm someone's face with immense power and/or brute force.

Used when you don't care or 'do not want.'

Person A: Hey guys! I just got a brand new scooter!

Person B: /facepalm

by Alexander Mahone (.tainted) December 29, 2007

facepalm

An old played out meme which is overused by adolescents on several internet forums. It is an expression which is equivalent in stupidity to telling a Chuck Norris joke, and is often invoked after a person believes something another person has said or done is incredibly stupid and/or misguided.

Person #1: I hate hippies.
Person #2: *facepalm*
Person #1: I can see now that you're a total douche. Bye.

by Johnson Johnson February 19, 2008

facepalm

The natural involuntary reaction of slapping your forehead with your palm in exasperation whenever Josh Payne makes a really a bad joke no one asked for, or laughed at, in a Slack Thread...again.

Anybody: (some bit of normal uninteresting casual conversation)
Josh Payne: "So many facepalms"
Another slack user reading the message: *facepalms self involuntarily, cringes, then leaves thread*

by When_Anteaters_Collide68 February 20, 2019

FacePalm

The Def. for facepalm is....... an act of idiocy that result in action as your hand completely pwn your face as you realize, you just fucked up. It's mostly common when playing Smash bros brawl.

Two people playing Smash Bros Brawl Guy1: *Dies*, FacePalm Fuck (*Release FacePalm*) I forgot i had a jump left! Girl1: AHH..HA, I PWNED you.

by Say Skeet December 16, 2008

facepalm

The moment when a drunk/sick person no longer is able to hold it together so they put their face in their hands to stop from vomiting.

Kirby: Man Harry's not lookin too good he just went facepalm
Porter: Yea it wont be too long now before he blows

by jkirb907 December 26, 2009

facepalm

A textual expression of emotion from lack of forethought or oversight (to state without offense. Giving a little update for today emoticon crazed ...'Minimalists'. :)

" ⎦•͡˘㇁•͡˘ ⎣ "

" Ҩ.¬_¬.Ҩ "

" •Ííł龴◡龴łìÌ• "

and for the lazy OR busy...;

" 🤦🏼 ♂️ " 😱 "
facepalm -- emoji-fp's --

by excessFu August 29, 2017