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FOFF - Friend of Friends; their banal, self-involved, illiterate ramblings just serve to confirm why they aren't on your Social Network lists.

"FOFF!" is also the sound you emit when they try to befriend you.
Cindy is a complete FOFF. Just because she is Sharon's sister and on her friends list she thinks she should be on mine.

Got an "Add Me" request from Lauren, but she can just FOFF.
by Design As A Weapon November 19, 2010
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Foffing

Sexual games involving chocolate bars.

The term originated with a Finger of Fudge (F.o.F) although any robust confectionary can be used for a “ foffing “ session, until melted or weakened beyond use.
Examples.

1. Having consumed two-bottles of the finest Rioja, they decided that a finger of fudge was probably just enough, and foffed until late afternoon.

2. Timo said he would get the bill, but suggested they may want to return for a final foffing before vacating their room.
by The Jazzmeistergeneral November 9, 2009
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FOFF

When a person stretches out their face, and directs it at some one else. Basically, you raise your eyebrows, and keep your lips closed as you stretch them as far downward as possible.
Dude, did you just FOFF that guy?
by Abbruscattttss February 11, 2009
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1- Your funny
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by King Bunghole October 3, 2003
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Foffer

A lurker, stalker, or a general annoyance who never goes away; also, someone who always tries to be apart of a group or conversation by physically interjecting himself without saying a word. Someone who is seemingly your third shoulder although you never talk to them, usually shown as someone who can stand behind you within 2 feet for more than a minute without you realizing it. Can also be used in verb form; to fof. If an occurance where a foffer fofs someone, it is known as a foffing.
"This foffer was totally trying to listen to what i was saying to Dave, so we moved a few feet away. He followed us though, so finally i had to glare at him to get him to leave."
"Dude, this guy was totally foffing me for super long! I didn't even realize it until i happened to turn my head and see him right over my shoulder!"
"Poor Erica, she just got a a major foffing from that creeper over there."
by Arkanian May 14, 2009
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by Starkeisha October 25, 2003
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1 To "foff" is to make a physical fuss of something furry, such as a cat. Can also be used in context to your partner or lover. 2 Foffly: Describes something that you would like to foff. 3 Foffle: Affectionate term for a partner or lover.
1 As in, "I gave the cat a good foffling," or "I need a good foff." 2 As in, "Your dog is really foffly!" 3 As in, "Hey foffle! come and give me a good foffing!"
by Dave Bonner December 12, 2008
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