eyepatch

A male can give a girl an eyepatch during sexual relations via dropping a testicle on one of her eyes and making her say arrgh!

I'll make you a pirate girl. I'll give you an eyepatch!

by manormonkey July 15, 2007

Asian Eyepatch

The act of placing ones testicles in the eyes of another. Almost like Arabian Goggles, only instead of goggles its an eyepatch. Captin Hook wore an Asian eyepatch in his day.

Take a look at her, I bet shes wore an Asian eyepatch or two in her day...

by sharonstoneyetti April 7, 2009

elkview eyepatch

when someone is sleeping, you shit in her/his hand. You tickle the eye lid and when they rub the eye, it results in a eyepatch.

While my girl was sleeping, I gave her an elkview eyepatch.

by crane/price September 30, 2007

Hungarian eyepatch

A torture method used by Austro-Hungarians to interrigate enemy soldiers or prisoners. First they will gauge out the eyes, and have the fatest and most constipated man in the town, and have him take a vicious, rabid shit in the victim's eye sockets. Then somone will stik there thumbs in the eye sockets and add intense presure to the fececs to project them to his brain.

Hey dude, that guy wants to do a Hungarian eyepatch to his girlfriend.

by wifflewaffer December 1, 2011

Eyepatch Discount

An Eyepatch Discount is similar to the five finger discount, however, the only difference is that an Eyepatch Discount involves only computer software. Stealing a piece of computer software by downloading it from the internet (or direct connect program) is known as using your Eyepatch Discount. Since the official name for the act is Piracy, the term Eyepatch Discount was created, since many Pirates used to wear an Eyepatch.

Person 1: What a rip off, they want 90 dollars for that new game that just came out for the PC.

Person 2: That's fine, I got it with my Eyepatch Discount.
Person 1: Oh so you mean you pirated it? You're such a freakin Pirate dude.
Person 2: Yaaaar!
Parrot: Insert Game Company is a rip off! Insert Game Company is a rip off!

by DE102 November 21, 2011

chocolate eyepatch

What you get when brown eye meets pink eye.

Josh was enjoying eating that WAP until she sharted him a chocolate eyepatch, so now he's a boodie pirate who prefers the company of sea men.

by !steamboatwilly November 11, 2021

West Virginia Eyepatch

The act of a group of men proceed to nut on someone's eyelid, covering the eye and thus resembling an eyepatch. The term is typically used in homiesexual banter or as a threat. Totally not canonical to the location of origin.

Man, Joe really wants to give John a West Virginia Eyepatch.

by frosty beats August 8, 2022