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Johnson Extractor 3000

a tool that allows you to extract your Johnson from any orifice that it might have gotten stuck in.
Mike - “Dude, you cop your Johnson Extractor 3000?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”
by starchild.69.69 July 20, 2019
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estracted

getting electroshocked by something.
"I dare you to put this outlet plug in on your tongue!"
"What if I get estracted!"
by I have been estracted February 23, 2010
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extracurricular whore

A student (usually high school junior) who racks up multiple extracurricular activities with the sole purpose of stuffing her/his college application. Has no passion for any of these activities whatsoever, and attempts to get her/his fingers into as many pies as possible (however shallow).

Also attempts to cozy up to successful students (mostly Ivy-bound seniors) and learn the secrets of getting into college.

Examples of extracurriculars include: community service, Model United Nations, debate, French club, etc.
Wow, Chloe B. just jumped into every single club photo so she could say she was in all those clubs! What an extracurricular whore.
by OpenWideYouWhore May 4, 2011
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Non-digitus extractus

I acknowledge that it's taking longer than you expected but the powers-that-be have been struck down by a rare case of Non-digitus extractus.
by Piemanius March 7, 2009
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Cold Water Extraction

A Cold Water Extraction, or CWE for short, is primarily used to separate tylenol from opiate-based pain-relievers because tylenol is known to be damaging to the liver in large doses, so CWE's are what you use when your doctor is a complete asshole and prescribes you weak pain medication. Opiates dissolve readily in cold water, while tylenol seeps to the bottom.

The CWE process goes as follows:

1. Crush up said pills (Vicodin, Percocets, etc.) into as fine of a powder as possible. You should be doing one CWE for no more than five pills at once.

2. Take about 150mL of water and bring it to a warm temperature--make sure it is not hot or the opiate will be destroyed and your efforts compromised. You should be able to stuck your finger in the water and hold it there comfortably. Think of about the same temperature as a heated pool.

3. Mix the powder in with the warm water and stir.

4. Put the glass in the freezer and let it chill for about 30 minutes.

5. Take it out and filter the water through a coffee filter into an empty glass. What you see in the bottom of the first glass in the freezer when you first take it out is the APAP. If you're doing a CWE, you don't want that, so filter through a coffee filter. Pour carefully and slowly. Make sure you have the coffee filter secured.

6. Lastly, to speed up the process, gently squeeze the coffee filter to empty any remaining water into the glass.

And you're done. The result is a slightly cloudy mixture, but will taste bitter.
Perform a Cold Water Extraction on that shit bro.
by tylerdurden89 March 15, 2011
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Extratone

Music pushed beyond the limit - if you could even call it music. Composed of blastbeats greater than 1,000 BPM, sampled guitar and synthesizer riffs, wrapped in extreme amounts of static. May include short audio clips of movie speeches, human screaming, and shouted obscenities. Very to excruciatingly unpleasant to most humans.
After a night of listening to a few tracks of extratone, Jimmy was found dead, bleeding from his ears with gouged-out eyes.
by Tsukigan January 2, 2006
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extracality

when your extra extra
why did u do that? that was extracality!
by laterhaters8 March 25, 2017
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