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Ewan

Fat stupid and ugly unwanted soul brought from hell as saiten himself couldn’t stand him
OMG Charlie is such a ewan!
by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 9, 2019
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Ewan is a very overdramatic person who lovessssss to make people feel bad about themselves and he thinks that it is okay to act like he is gonna kill himself by putting a gun to his head.But anyone can fall for him like anyone because Ewan could just say hi to you and you would fall in love with him only because of his cute ass eyes and personality....
by skirrrttt February 19, 2019
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"Ewan go get away and never come near me with your small Irish cock or tic tac
by Greg musarda December 13, 2016
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A Ewan is a highly respected captain of his race. The race I mean is the albino race. All Ewans are pasty albino white boys who can get very sun burn. Ewans are also virgins and will never get laid. He is the most albino the albinos can get and sometimes comoflaugue. But the thing about Ewans is that you can't see them that well and are mistaken for ghost. Ewans cannot bounce and can go to Gulag.
I can't see him, it must be an Ewan.
He so white that he's an Ewan.
Ewan is the pasty albino white person of all time.
by Yao Guy June 15, 2018
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STAY AWAY FROM EWAN (unless your gay.) Ewan is a sort of person who will go around jumping on any dicks he can find, he is also referred to as a gay man whore. Ewan is a deeply racist person. Hhu if you have a dick over 7"
Ewan! Come jump on my white 8" inch dick!
by Biglicker16 November 28, 2019
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A little fat neek who disrespected grandpas kitchen. Ewan's are often found trying to go shedding but not allowed because of the up most disrespect they have to grandpa
"Little neek ewan, talk smak and there will be two hits one me hitting you in the face the other you hitting the floor"
by Not ewan semark October 30, 2019
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A prick.
Seriously.
Just a prick.
John: Ewan is such a Ewan
Jill: What does that mean?
John: He’s a prick.
by Ewan Cain October 28, 2019
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