Ewan

A little fat neek who disrespected grandpas kitchen. Ewan's are often found trying to go shedding but not allowed because of the up most disrespect they have to grandpa

"Little neek ewan, talk smak and there will be two hits one me hitting you in the face the other you hitting the floor"

by Not ewan semark October 30, 2019

Ewan

A fat ugly weirdo that has no friends and eats his mums poo and dads corps

Oh My God Ewan is such a EWAN!

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 9, 2019

A Ewan

To crash one's bicycle in an uncoordinated or hubbardy fashion.

Did you see Maatt did a Ewan? Now he's in a cast for six weeks

by Maaaaaaatt June 21, 2021

The Ewan

ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod with a completely indolent attitude towards EVERYTHING. In his clueless nature he will inevitably fail to see BOTH sides of the story, and only cares to talk about his own point of view. This lying moron will throw ambiguous language at you with enigmatic tones and manipulative lines. Ewan's relentless ability to neglect, mistreat and disrespect you will shock you right off your high horse and make you question your own significance. Do not even get me started on his tendency to wallow in self pity as he will repeatedly blame his disloyal and unfaithful behaviour on everyone but himself.
Ewan is definitely afraid of spiders and clowns so prepare yourself for an eternity of cowardly behaviour.

The Ewan
Friend:"Omg he kept his eyes open when he kissed me"
me: "Oh, so hes called Ewan?"
Friend:" How did you guess????!!!!!"

by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021

ewan

this amazing guy that EVERYONE else is jealous of

shit he's awesome, he must be Ewan

Ewan: Hey
Stranger: *omg Ewan just said hello*

by sn0wflake December 25, 2012

ewan

Large penis

by F*** u June 5, 2003

ewan

A totally whipped Hobbit with hairy feet (which he shaves).

eeeeeeeeeewan. look at them hairy feet!

by Dave Teh Ravorz January 25, 2004