When you squeem your ejaculate and crack an egg in a cup and chug it to completion, whilst aggressively beating off locking eyes with an Estonian woman.
by LubedUpLarry_xxx April 6, 2022
Get the Estonian Egg Nog mug.Elon: We are the only known life in the universe. Because of this, we must preserve it at all cost.
Bill Wurtz: You could make a religion out of this.
Jake: We will be known as Elonian and I an Elonial. We will practice Elonialsm.
Bill Wurtz: You could make a religion out of this.
Jake: We will be known as Elonian and I an Elonial. We will practice Elonialsm.
by ElonialLoading May 4, 2022
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The worst mental illness there is
Thomas: hey, what is that mental illness you told me you have?
Kadri: I am Estonian
Thomas: Holy shit get the FUCK away from me!
Kadri: I am Estonian
Thomas: Holy shit get the FUCK away from me!
by Sakivsiil October 20, 2023
Get the Estonian mug."Did you hear about that loser who pretended to the world he was great at video games, then totally embarassed himself on a live stream and rage quit - then got his ex girlfriend to post on social media about how she'd personally witnessed him be awesome at video games to try and regain a shred of street cred? So we all know he blatantly bribed her to write that?"
"OMG yeah I did, that's sooooo Elonian, can you even imagine being THAT cringe"
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"Did you hear about the billionaire who forced his scientists to launch a rocket on 4/20 even though they warned him it wasn't ready, so it blew up all over a nature reserve, and all because he wanted to make a lame weed joke?"
"Yeah, that was some PEAK Elonian behaviour. I'm just embarrassed for him to be honest. How can you be that rich yet also be that much of a loser?"
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"Did you hear about Daisy's new boyfriend Chad? Daisy dumped him after she discovered that he'd lied about being at law school and basically having ANY friends - turns out he's unemployed, lives in his parents basement and gets an allowance at age 40, and all his "friends" on social media are fake profiles he created to make himself look popular"
"WOW, the dude's SO Elonian! Hope the door didn't hit him on the way out"
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"Did you see the footage of that Trump rally the other day? Place was half empty!"
"Yeah I saw, so embarrassing, did you see any of the vox pop clips? Everyone who was there was totally Elonian, haha"
"OMG yeah I did, that's sooooo Elonian, can you even imagine being THAT cringe"
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"Did you hear about the billionaire who forced his scientists to launch a rocket on 4/20 even though they warned him it wasn't ready, so it blew up all over a nature reserve, and all because he wanted to make a lame weed joke?"
"Yeah, that was some PEAK Elonian behaviour. I'm just embarrassed for him to be honest. How can you be that rich yet also be that much of a loser?"
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"Did you hear about Daisy's new boyfriend Chad? Daisy dumped him after she discovered that he'd lied about being at law school and basically having ANY friends - turns out he's unemployed, lives in his parents basement and gets an allowance at age 40, and all his "friends" on social media are fake profiles he created to make himself look popular"
"WOW, the dude's SO Elonian! Hope the door didn't hit him on the way out"
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"Did you see the footage of that Trump rally the other day? Place was half empty!"
"Yeah I saw, so embarrassing, did you see any of the vox pop clips? Everyone who was there was totally Elonian, haha"
by WokeMindVirus April 9, 2025
Get the Elonian mug.When your friend wants you to fuck them but you are in the middle of cloning everything in your house so you accidentally clone your friend with your penis inside and now you have two penises and two friends.
by Tomsklvr33 March 16, 2026
Get the Estonian Exenity mug.A term coined by an Elton John fan community in 2019 that gained wider usage shortly after, meaning something Elton John related in nature. Similar to the terms kafkaesque and dalinian.
I went digging through our Eltonian archives to find the interview with the quote we were looking for.
by CEO of Empty Sky Rights October 23, 2025
Get the Eltonian mug.When a man spreads the woman's vagina flaps and attempts to stick his head into it. This normally ends up with a trip to the ER as it is not safe for both genders. This can be done with the same sex (see Finnish jackhammer).
by The isis November 12, 2014
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