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Willy Essence

The odour found in close proximity to the male genitals. It is usually a warm, moist, pissy smell, that lingers on the balls or on the Jock.

It typically occurs after a warm night, after strenuous exercise or after prolonged periods without showering.

It can be smelt when laying or sitting close to the male genitalia.
"Why Bob, What is that pissy smell coming from your jocks?"

"Don't worry Sandra, I haven't had a shower for a couple of days, that's my Willy Essence you can smell."

"Well have shower soon because that stinks like musty cock and I'm not going anywhere near that Willy essence."

"Jeez, sorry Sandra but I don't complain about your fanny essence."
by Young Skunk October 23, 2011
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Herbal Essence

While having sex in the shower with your girl, you pull out and nut in her hair and then use it as shampoo.
Last night my girlfriend got a great herbal essence experience.
by kumhearho September 11, 2010
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herbal essence

A form of revenge involving unscrewing the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing jizz; "a totally orgasmic experience."
"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences."

"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"

"No, but I did."
by SBCP February 2, 2010
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Gamer Essence

That magical aura that you produce when you fall into the state of "Sicko Mode" in a game. It is possible to capture it in a container for later usage. This aura is commonly used as an ingredient of gamer boosters like G fuel.
Kyle was radiating with Gamer Essence while dumping on kids in Minecraft Hunger Games.
by Nitskyi July 4, 2019
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Feast of Essence

Holiday created in 2000 to celebrate the washing away of the past year's dissapointments. Celebrated on the last weekend of July.

Usually involves doing whatever and individual wants to do to have a kick ass time to shed his/her dissapointments. Must involve consuming a large quantity of food on the saturday night.

As of 2004 the holiday has been celebrated by people in Canada, UK, Japan and Colombia.
"Its the last weekend in July, Happy Feast of Essence!"

"What are you doing for Feast? I'm planning on getting liqoured up, painting myself hot pink and running down the street!"


"What did you do for feast last year? I ate heartily and well, took in some fireworks, crashed a wedding and ate 3 tubs of ice cream!"
by oneoftheholidayscreators July 31, 2005
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pure ass essence

The smell of a pure ass smell and for more purity the word essence is added!
That smells like pure ass essence man!
by andezzat April 24, 2010
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mythical essence

lol nice mythical essence, you were totally not wanking over there
by WeirdSpecialties June 1, 2017
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