person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022
Get the i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out mug.Any one of a million acronyms or pseudonyms used to describe services offered by escorts (prostitutes). Typically used to avoid incriminating themselves if they are busted. Examples - ymmv your mileage may vary, dfk deep french kissing, greek(anal), bbbj bareback blowjob, cbj covered blowjob, gfe girlfriend experience etc....
Joe: "hey i banged that escort last night."
Josh: "yea? How was it, did she let you go greek?"
Joe: "whats that mean?"
Josh: "oh, it is escort slang for anal
Joe: " yes she took it in the ass, but it costed an extra 20 bucks!"
Josh: "yea? How was it, did she let you go greek?"
Joe: "whats that mean?"
Josh: "oh, it is escort slang for anal
Joe: " yes she took it in the ass, but it costed an extra 20 bucks!"
by joebeezy March 29, 2015
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The tactic of tricking someone into disarming themselves through promising them a (usually non-existant) reward.
Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).
Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).
Place the device on the ground then lie on the ground with your arms at your sides. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss your party.
by CJ224 July 29, 2010
Get the Party Escort Submission Position mug.The act of taking a mirror off the wall, blowing your load on it in a line, and having your girlfriend snort it off like a coke addict.
I nutted some fat lines onto a mirror and she performed the Pabload Escobar so quickly that it's like she was fiending for it.
by aj_in_pitt December 9, 2010
Get the PabLOAD Escobar mug.when you whip out your penis and slap it on her face until it turns red and then you flex all muscles. Mostly to imitate a very strong man. Then make her Feast on your penis.
by Rod Micheal January 2, 2008
Get the the greg escobar mug.Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria (December 1, 1949 – December 2, 1993) gained world infamy as a Colombian drug lord. Escobar became so wealthy in the drug trade that in 1989 Forbes magazine had listed him as seventh richest man in the world. He is widely considered be one of the most brutally ruthless, ambitious and powerful drug dealers in history.
And some times referred to the rap artist Nasir Jones (Nas) from Queens, NY.
And some times referred to the rap artist Nasir Jones (Nas) from Queens, NY.
by Mighty Moe June 1, 2006
Get the escobar mug.The practice of establishing whether your friend's new 'companion' is in fact being paid for their services as an escort.
After much escortigation it became apparent that Gary's new girlfriend was in fact a dirty stinking hooker.
by Chal Val July 18, 2016
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