epitomadisst

The perfect example of an administrative assistant, who works 12 hours a day and takes lunch breaks at her desk. He/She never takes vacations and is always on call 24/7. Also known as, Juanita the Cuban maid.

Laura is an epitomadisst when it comes to managing the office. She is always available at my command.

by epitomadsisst September 20, 2014

Epitease

Epic Boobs that may or may not be teasing you, but nonetheless are Epic T's.

Dude, she's got a great set of epitease.

by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017

Squamous your epithelium

To rub your Skin on to someone else or something

A : If you don't shut up then I'll squamous your epithelium.

B : what.

by Shardavidyalayaeducation November 11, 2021

epitone

Somebody who is very ignorant and hypocritical.

Jackolyn: " Dude that man is such an epitone. "

by Xuzouo May 5, 2018

eptitude

The opposite of ineptitude.

"My verbal eptitude is amazing. U. r. pwned."

by Lizzzz May 24, 2005

epitaph

The most god-forsaken map in halo 3.
The map most vetoed in Halo 3.

O great, Epitaph, everyone veto.

I was playing on Epitaph earlier and I couldnt manage to get a single kill, the thing that was weird was that no one else did either.

Epitaph? Isn't that the map thats BETTER then Isolation? Yup.

by xOxCx April 1, 2008

Epitazim

Epic orgasm. Also a clothing brand by Nosaj and Garyt.

Oh I just got fucked and epitazimed.

Have you seen the new Epitazim shirts? They are bad ass.

by Garyt and Nosaj May 10, 2008