Engineering

A college major for those who love calculus, physics and pulling all-nighters.

I majored in Electrical Engineering because it will guarantee a monotonous job if I manage to graduate.

by Flopsy September 26, 2004

engineering

The life force of all man kind.

Engineering is amazing.

by Commander Epic June 19, 2011

engineer

One who often finds himself in the middle of the battlefield collecting metal and building machines (such as teleporters) to help ensure victory. Arch enemy of the spy. Common phrases include; "Teleporter goin up" "Sentry goin up" and "SPY SAPPIN MY SENTRY!"

You: Hey engineer, keep checking your back. There's a spy around.

Me: Thanks, HEY, SPY SAPPIN MY SENTERY!

by LON Master 000 February 05, 2009

engineer

Typically an individual:
-with 180+ IQ
-drinks a lot
-low GPA

Classical Engineering includes:
-Electrical
-Chemical
-Mechanical
-Civil

Canadian engineers wear the iron ring on the pinky of their working hand.

My iron ring cost me $25+$57,000 of student debt.

by mr. engineer April 18, 2005

engineer

someone who's a pro at math and science, plays the guitar very well, and knows how to solve practical problems.

Hey, look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

Erecting a dispenser!

by spahsappinmahsentry January 23, 2011

engineer

A person who studies hard to be able to drink more than anyone else while in school, then makes more money than the same people in the workforce

man why does an engineer make so much money for learning to drink a case in a night

by Heff January 23, 2004

engineer

ERTFW.... There are three things thing this world that you need duct tape, WD-40 and Beer. Duct tape for things that move and aren't supposed to. WD-40 for things that don't move and are supposed to. And Beer for if it doesn't fit into the first two categories.

So your an engineer? Wanna fuck.

by danny ebi October 28, 2004