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National energy drink day 

National energy drink day is on the 7th October. A day where a friend or family member or partner has to buy you an energy drink!
Person 1: “oh! It’s National energy drink day”
Person 2: “looks like I have to buy you an energy drink then!”

Sour patch kids energy drink 

If you drink this your a fucking child and your parents don't care about you
"don't be a bad guy, don't drink sour patch kids energy drink :D"

Bang energy bang boom sip bang bang boom 💥 drink 

Five-hour energy, inside a can
High guy: gimme some Bang energy bang boom sip bang bang boom 💥 drink
guy 2: you’re fucking high

Energy Drinking 

1. The act of drinking an energy drink to get hyper

2. To drink enough to get energized if you are zoning out

3. Drinking an energy drink because you are just plain tired
"Dude, I couldn't pay attention to the teacher at all, so I started Energy Drinking so I stop falling asleep at her class."
Energy Drinking by InvadersMustDie! December 23, 2008

Monster Energy Drinks 

An energy drink largely consumed by kids under the age of 14. Basically, kids drink it too look mature, but everyone knows there mommys still tuck them into bed.
12 Year Old: Yo, lets get a monster

12 Year Old 2: Totally, We will look really cool holding a drink meant for adults!!!!

Kids at park: OMG THEY HAVE MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS!! LETS CROWD THEM AND ASK FOR AIR SIPS!!

Flat Brimmed Energy Drinker 

Somewhere between a skittle thug and what you would find under flat brim. But most applicable when applied to downhill mountain bikers. They have an affinity for chilling at the trailhead bumping gansta rap and puffin' tuff and are physically incapable of getting their $5,000 bicycle up the hill so must coordinate with a cohort to shuttle themselves up and down the mountain with their two $30,000 pick up trucks. As you can see, this becomes a financially burdensome endeavor, especially when you take into account the 5 Monsters they consume per day.
You flat brimmed energy drinkers are douchebags!