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Emergency anal evacuation

An intense need to vacate your bowls. IE shit.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.

Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.
Dan: Dude where were you earlier?

Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.
by Sargent Steel December 16, 2019
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Emergency Dance Party

Used to break an akward moment, or just in times of boredom. One simply yells emergency dance party and counts down from five and starts beat boxing. Everyone there starts dancing for a period of about ten-thirty seconds.
So then i whipped it out... cough...um, emergency dance party! Five, four, three, two, one!
by Baba guy February 3, 2005
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Emergency Meeting

A button in Among us that calls a meeting to discuss who is the imposter. It is also a noob's best friend.
Are you kidding? He just pressed the Emergency Meeting button 10 seconds into the game for no reason!
by BigSmoke40 November 6, 2020
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emergency burn

When you have to drop several lbs in a short period of time. Generaly includes drasticly cutting calories and plenty of excersize. This is often needed before a big wresling match or military phisical screening.
Dude, I need an emergency burn before I go to MEPS.
by Josh Ginoza January 5, 2009
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emergenchief

when you NEED to have a smoke session
*(kickoff for the Super Bowl is in 3 minutes)*

Yo! We need to have an emergenchief! The Super Bowl is about to start!
by Nappy Roy March 2, 2011
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Emergency 4

A game made by Sixteen Tons Entertainment and now called 911 first responders. It has a very active modding community and there are many mods publicly available.
Guy 1: Hey did you see the new mod for Emergency 4?

Guy 2: Yea it looks awesome.
by 1986548162346012635 June 3, 2017
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chapstick emergency

1. Any circumstances whereby one has not made the necessary ChapStick preparations and finds oneself without an adequate supply.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.
"Man, I can't believe I'm halfway through this movie, all alone in a dark theater with a bucket of salty popcorn, and no ChapStick! This is a ChapStick Emergency!"

"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
by sarahmcow January 15, 2010
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