Traditionally performed by two extremely hairy males, both nude. The first male faces forward with the second directly behind him. Then the rear male presses his chest firmly against the back of the male in the front. At this point jumping up and down from both parties is a must endeavouring to create static electricity. Once static electricity has been generated, the male to the rear then chokes the male at the front out. Essentially lights out...
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1. a person regularly coerced into coaching youth sports.
2. individual of high intelligence that strives to slightly under achieve because over achieving would be too easy.
-adjective
1. being dominant
2. having an unrivaled grasp of common sense
1. a person regularly coerced into coaching youth sports.
2. individual of high intelligence that strives to slightly under achieve because over achieving would be too easy.
-adjective
1. being dominant
2. having an unrivaled grasp of common sense
-noun:
If we can't find someone to coach these kids, we'll just have to find an Ellison.
That looked remarkably easy; I bet he's an Ellison.
-adjective:
The world would be much better if Ellison decisions were more common.
If we can't find someone to coach these kids, we'll just have to find an Ellison.
That looked remarkably easy; I bet he's an Ellison.
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The world would be much better if Ellison decisions were more common.
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Get the Ellison mug.Maxwell Edison is a serial killer dating from 1969. He had 3 victims, Joan, His Teacher and a Judge. Maxwell has 2 exes, Rose and Valerie. However, he does have a wife now, Sophia (me).
His life has been documented by Abbey Road Studios, and detectives John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. All the others except Det. Paul, dreaded working with Maxwell's life- they found it quite boring.
Maxwell was a uni student majoring in medicine. One night he called up a bird and asked her to go to the pictures- she said yes of course because maxwell is a dream boat.
His life has been documented by Abbey Road Studios, and detectives John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. All the others except Det. Paul, dreaded working with Maxwell's life- they found it quite boring.
Maxwell was a uni student majoring in medicine. One night he called up a bird and asked her to go to the pictures- she said yes of course because maxwell is a dream boat.
Bang bang maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head du du du, bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Oh yeah, that is Maxwell Edison
Oh yeah, that is Maxwell Edison
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While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.
While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.
Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a Edison Reamer. She never came so hard in her life.
Also known as a Tesla Cock Prod.
Also known as a Tesla Cock Prod.
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Elisna makes other girls jealous
Elisna is typically the one you want to walk around with all day
Elisna is the type it leave a guy breathless. She will make all the guys stare at her and want to be with her. She is the type that you want by your side always. She is the playful and adorable kind of girl. She is not afraid to shoot straightforward even if she gets hurt. She’s not the most confident in he self but others are in her. She is the type you want to talk to all day. She is the type to make a guy interested in her and stay interested in her. She can woo any guy bc she is cute. She is a great singer and an amazing friend. She’s the type to start as a friend and have you wanting to be more than friends
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