Elephant Sneeze

The act of corking ones pork sword right before you cum causing it to build up and sneeze all the hot man milk in one giant triumphant explosion.

I covered her face with a hot steamy elephant sneeze.

by Filthy Pele February 1, 2009

elephant smack

it is when you take the cock of an elephant and hit someone in the face with it is also a sporting event in south africa

man 1: ur ugly
man 2: smack
man 1: god damnit what the hell was that
man 2: pwn elephant smack you in eye
man 1: on the NSB now
man 2: wo0t
man 1:what was an elephant doing on the sidewalk
man 2: youjustgotraped

by a guy on the urbandictionary May 30, 2009

elephant skin

It's the skin on your undercarriage, the bit between your balls and your anus

Mary licked my elephant skin then went round and plated my arse

by Fluffy June 6, 2003

Elephant Syndrome

A dismissive attitude toward a phenomenon that is known to be real, but cannot be explained. Due to the inability to explain something, a person will naturally choose to not think about it further. It's a shut off valve in the brain that happens when a conclusion cannot be reached. Those who choose to pursue the Elephant Syndrom are perceived as obsessive by the mainstream who simply accept it with no explanation.

His Elephant Syndrome made choose to forget why that ghost appeared to him.

by mmemagnus January 4, 2011

Elephant Slovak Cock

David Dobriks ginormous slovak cock

Jesus, David Dobriks Elephant Slovak Cock is so ginormous.

by ATL.CARTIER November 21, 2019

elephant stomp

the unknown elephant stomp is when the male inserts his foot into a females anus and then inserts it directly after into the females mouth. this will cause the female to look as if an elephant stepped in shit and then stomped on her face

1: omg i cant believe my girl friend wanted an elephant stomp!
2: are you serious thats disgusting man
1: well i still did it....

by durty dur January 20, 2011

elephant seal

a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike

Angela is an elephant seal, because RIA said so.

by nicnac215 December 24, 2006