ejaculation proclamation

A signature statement made by a man who is about to shoot his load.

Joe- "Dude what's your Ejaculation Proclamation?"
Carl- "I like to say the volcano is about to blow all over her town then scream HOT LAVAAAA"

by Jefferspin November 20, 2013

Ejaculation Station

A bachelor pad. Synonymous with Stabbin' Cabin.

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!

by stxnthamix February 8, 2018

Ejaculation Comfort

In a postion so comfortable that movment is near impossible and to any more comfort added to your postion would cause extreme uncontrolable ejaculation and thus requiring a smoke.

dude can get the remote for us i would but im in a state of ejaculation comfort

by Master mind grapes March 16, 2009

ejaculation wad

A derogatory term describing one who acts in such a way that they resemble a wad of the contents produced when one ejaculates.

That Ejaculation Wad just pissed on me!

by Steve-0 !RADSHAK! December 9, 2008

ejaculation withdrawal syndrome

When a man has the urge to ejaculate and is withdrawn from it by girls(or guys for you fags) who dont finish they SHIT! also known as "Blue Balls"

Chris was getting a handjob when the girl decided to leave therefore leaving him with ejaculation withdrawal syndrome

by Chris Chronic September 25, 2010

ejaculation envy

A condition suffered by (typically uncircumcised) men who are embarrassed about not ejaculating as much semen as other guys.

Luis felt a pang of ejaculation envy as he saw Josh's semen pour out of April's pussy after his massive sperm dump and dreaded the sloppy seconds with his foreskin full of Josh's semen.

by cirkedboi November 8, 2012

ejaculation technique

“ejaculation technique” is a sophisticated courtship strategy ordinarily directed at an unattainable hottie. The technique involves the man ejaculating into a water bottle, coffee, or food item to be consumed or ingested by the target hottie. This technique can be used after or concurrently with the Clarence Thomas technique of romancing a hottie by placing your pubic hair follicles on the lid of her preferred beverage container. Warning - - this technique may constitute a misdemeanor or felony under state law and you probably should consult a local criminal defense attorney before you employ the ejaculation technique.

Chewbacca: Dude, I’m going out with that trashy chick from accounting on Friday night. If all goes well, I might be showing her my “oh face.”

Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line?

Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic!

by RallyMonkey39 May 16, 2011