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Earthworm Jim

When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.
Earthworm Jim, he's such a groovy guy
Earthworm Jim, he rockets through this guy
by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018
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Earthworm jimming

Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.
I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible
by DJ loves hummy gummys March 19, 2019
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Earthworm sally

To cut several earthworms in half and drink their blood then to preform sexual deeds on a dog.
I preformed an earthworm sally last night.
by EnglishFolkWithPoptarts September 20, 2021
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EARTHWORM SALLY

its earthworm sally, carrying diseases from florida to cali (florida to cali) 🪱🪱🪱🪱👹🦶😍👹🦶😍👹🦶👹🦋🦋🦋😯😯😯
EARTHWORM SALLY AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
by yass_queen April 16, 2022
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The cows in Earthworm Jim

I swear bruh wth is with these cows in all of the Earthworm Jim games, Like James Rolfe said, Is it an inside joke? Seriously why cows bro, this question might not be ever answered. Anyway, the cows in Earthworm Jim is a joke/ reference in the games.
Dude I just beat Earthworm Jim 2, and then princess What's Her Name just Turned into a cow, and then Psy- Crow just turned into one two, what is the thought process of this?!?!? This is another blunder of the Cow references in these games, why tho!!!?! The cows are a joke/ reference definitely. The Cows In Earthworm Jim back at it again.
by Gabe_Motherboard May 8, 2023
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Dead Earthworm

A penis that won’t become erect during sex no matter how hard you try.
Me and Brenda tried to do it last night, but I couldn’t get hard because I found out I have a dead earthworm
by CaptainPete2024 January 10, 2024
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Earthworm

Latching your lips around a flaccid penis and pulling way back like a momma bird until the penis snaps back like a worm still half in the earth.
I was tired as shit, but Shelia was so horny she was treating me like an earthworm
by misselaneous January 23, 2021
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