Earthquake Test

When a friend is using the urinal or peeing in a stall, you yell "Earthquake Test!" and then push them forward while they are peeing.

John was trying to pee and I gave him an earthquake test. Now his pants are all wet.

by Bizzle August 17, 2004

sex earthquake

Sex that is so mind shattering you body starts to vibrate.

You're giving me sex so good feels like we are having a sex earthquake.

by Prince Harder March 25, 2016

dirty earthquake

When you shamelessly let one rip so violently those in your vicinity can feel the vibration.

Damn! That must have been at least a 5.8 dirty earthquake on the Shichter scale.

by The Tolkienator July 04, 2014

Earthquake Baby

playing dangerous bouncy castle on the bed

Clyde was visiting gal pal and single mum Cindy, who's 8-month-old Horatio was Clyde's nephew. As always they went in the bedroom to play Earthquake Baby with Horatio and the baby bounced so high he nearly sprang right off the bed and on the floor. "Whew that was a close one," Cindy and Clyde said together. "Let's never speak of this again."

by Uncle Joosie February 01, 2021

Earthquake drill

When you hide underneath the closest table and orally sucking the the pulse out the genitals of the nearest person.

Bryan screamed earthquake drill! And Katie looking scared and confused knew her next step to orally please the man who has a girlfriend.

by Ariel Kenwood May 24, 2023

earthquake battery

A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.

"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."

by Kagedtiger January 30, 2009

earthquake pussy

The longest and widest pussy, that comes out of nowhere.

That girl has such an earthquake pussy.

by Deez_balls May 30, 2016