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quantum explode

quan.tum ex.plode (kwontahm eksploed)
-verb

definition: Something that is combusting and its remains are scattered throughout multiple dimensions.
1. My load just quantum exploded, missing her face by several plains of time.

2. My shit was the equivalent to boat pistons and I think it quantum exploded!
by Gnirps Eibbor February 10, 2009
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My sausage is going to explode

The term for when a man is about to ejaculate, can be used in the following phrases, my sausage has exploded, my sausage is going to explode, it has exploded, therefore covering a young lady in jizz
Oh my god you'd are so sexy my sausage is going to explode all lo ver you
by Lesstatt July 18, 2013
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Dick About To Explode

Nick who sucked Chanels tits but didn't get laid.
Nick: "Man I was sucking her tits on the dancefloor! Now she is gone..."
Andy: "Man you have a"dick about to explode"!
by Bababushadada December 9, 2008
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Robo Explode

If born with a robotic male sex organ and ejaculate really hot steamy human sperm.
"I was born with a robot penis, and I totally just robo exploded on your face."
by Zdawg Pewpsawks Jizzardo August 10, 2009
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team explode

a gang that originated at daniel boone high school their sign was and still is a motion that insinuates masterbation. the worst sign throwing is when a gang member would put spit and insinuate masterbation then fling spit at the opposing person, occuring in mass chaos. Their worst enemies were the breakers there sign look like breaking a stick. These two groups hated witht he most incredable hatred.
by Uncle Jo October 30, 2006
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k explode you

A phrase used to imply frustration or annoyance when responding others. K is short for OK.
Ivan: Yo your dog Angus is dead
Jason: k explode you
by Somerandomsheep April 26, 2022
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I’m about to explode!

It’s what you say when you are about to erupt with a volcanic-like explosion of cum all over the place like in South Park season 12 episode 6 minute 18:36.
Guy 1: I’m about to explode!
Guy 2: *opens mouth wide*
Guy1: *stops* stop, that’s gay.
by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard April 27, 2023
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