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premature exodus

A young or adolescent faggot or queer; a young confused human.
Because of you my son is an premature exodus.
by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023
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An Exodus Cry

When, rather than watching pornography or having sex, you spend that time to spreading stochastic terrorism and misinformation to journalists in order to further your religious beliefs.
Wife "lets have sex tonight"

Husband "Honey, i cant, i got to have an Exodus Cry tonight.
by Sootyjared June 16, 2022
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Exodus of cunts

A large, loud, slow moving, inebriated instance of students.

Similar in its descriptive classification to a herd of cows, gaggle of geese of murmuration of starlings.

Exodus—noun

A going out; a departure or emigration, usually of a large number of people.

Cunts~noun

Being used in one of the more obviously justified and easily contextually interpretive applications of the phrase.

A group (number unknown, but often greater than 5), with no regard or empathy for others residing in their (very likely) temporary "study based" surroundings, due to the overly excessive and unfiltered consumption of intoxicating substances, along with a distinctly unjustified highly inflated opinion of their own self worth.

Often heard at 'fuck-off' in the morning shouting/screaming inaudible dialect, sometimes at each other, or diversely partaking in what could only really be interpreted as a vague attempt to "sing", commonly accompanied by clapping.

Similar to having a cloned collection of the local, mostly deaf, tramp tanked up on methylated spririt and wailing karaoke/football chants at each other, in semi-unison, or otherwise, whilst rudimentarily trying to find one hand with another on a trailer being dragged through town by a milk float.

Also applicable as a phrase to encompass certain groups of sports fans (with some minor contextual adjustment).
"Punch me in the face and call me Whitney! What the very shit is all that ruckus at this time of the fuck-off?!"

"Clearly an exodus of cunts"
by The $h4d0w February 9, 2019
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Exodus IV

Why roman numerals? I donno... They look dope.
Moses 😨 "Oh man..."

Woman 😭 "My baby! MY BABY!"

Moses "Oh jeez..."

Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"

Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."

Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."

Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."

Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"

Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."

Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."

Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"

Pharoah "GET OUT!"

Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*

Exodus IV
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
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Exodus Wagon

Were taking the Exodus Wagon to school!
by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 16, 2022
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Quantum Exodus

A moment when someone breaks free from the loop of repeating mistakes, toxic patterns, or past traumas by confronting their core truth—like stepping beyond their own "event horizon."

Inspired by: The novel Quantum Exodus – Breaking the Loop, where time fractures and the protagonist escapes a recursive reality by embracing the unknown.
"After years of chasing approval, Maya had a Quantum Exodus and finally chose her own path."
by kaainaath March 23, 2025
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premature exodus

When a significant portion of the population leaves major cities and relocates to the suburbs or rural areas, this occurs or is done before the customary or appropriate time.
There is a premature exodus happening in our city.
by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023
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