Something that should have never happened in the first place. Boring to watch, boring casters, boring players to watch, almost feels like a horde match with waves 1-10.
dude 1; 'gears esports so lit, gotta watch my favorite players'
dude 2; 'what's gears?'
dude 2; *looks up gears 5 esports...... Falls asleep*
dude 2; 'what's gears?'
dude 2; *looks up gears 5 esports...... Falls asleep*
by xWarPlaysTTV May 7, 2021
Get the Gears eSportsmug. :Offset, Demon Studios, ESRevolution 24x7 Esports Network, Universal Films: Sangria: The Digital Being:
:Offset, Demon Studios, ESRevolution 24x7 Esports Network, Universal Films: Sangria: The Digital Being:
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025
Get the :Offset, Demon Studios, ESRevolution 24x7 Esports Network, Universal Films: Sangria: The Digital Being:mug. Items Needed:
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”
by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025
Get the Mongolian ESports Finalistmug. When you are eliminated from a PUBG tournament in the 1st round of competition, yet still have a large ego-persona to safeguard how dog-shit you are.
by PUBG: Battlegrounds September 12, 2021
Get the Rise Esports Momentmug. :Offset, Demon Studios, ESRevolution 24x7 Esports Network, And Universal Films: Sangria: The Digital Being:
:Offset, Demon Studios, ESRevolution 24x7 Esports Network, And Universal Films: Sangria: The Digital Being:
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025
Get the :Offset, Demon Studios, ESRevolution 24x7 Esports Network, And Universal Films: Sangria: The Digital Being:mug. Apex Esports is one of the most shittiest clubs in the world. It has people who are beyond complete assholes such as Destroyer or Mewtoo I would recommended to never interact with these people ever.
by wodgetrappy June 12, 2022
Get the apex esportsmug. Represented by the tag "n9"
An elite Call of Duty Mobile (CODM) esports team, currently competing at the T2 level but relentlessly grinding towards T1 dominance. Known for their tactical precision, raw gun skill, and unwavering teamwork, they’ve stacked up numerous trophies, proving their worth... They are fueled by ambition, they’re not just chasing the top—they’re built for it.
An elite Call of Duty Mobile (CODM) esports team, currently competing at the T2 level but relentlessly grinding towards T1 dominance. Known for their tactical precision, raw gun skill, and unwavering teamwork, they’ve stacked up numerous trophies, proving their worth... They are fueled by ambition, they’re not just chasing the top—they’re built for it.
Nonagon Esports isn’t here to participate; they’re here to take over.
n9 Agony is a bot mehnn, tbvh 😝
n9 Agony is a bot mehnn, tbvh 😝
by n9 Monteiro March 9, 2025
Get the Nonagon Esportsmug.