Dickstracted

Losing one’s focus when an appealing man causes one to stop listening or responding to a conversation in lieu of dreaming about what is concealed in the appealing man’s pants.

I’m sorry I didn’t hear you I was dickstracted by the hottie in the cowboy hat.

by AliBGood September 4, 2025

Dickstractid

To be consumed with, concentrated on or preoccupied by "Dis Dick" to suck extreme often leading to the neglect or total disregard for anything nut prostrating to "Dis Dick".

GIRL! I BEEN SO DICKSTRACTID I FORGOT ABOUT MY JOB AND MY KIDS. WORTH IT.

by Alpo September 12, 2019

Dicktracted

When one’s mind wanders, forgetting daily tasks, friends and obligations because of a Richard. Often results in close friends asking for proof of life.

I’m so sorry I missed your wedding, I was dicktracted!

by Exlimey March 7, 2026

Dicstracted

When a guy is so dictastic in bed and you don't do anything you were supposed to do because your dicstracted

Girl 1: I thought you were coming over

Girl 2 : sorry I saw Jake and got completely dicstracted

by Lilbitplayful September 28, 2025