doody whacker

1. Penis
2. Similar to a Garden Weasel; Garden Tool, shaped like a penis
3. What my Great Grandpa called a penis

"Son, if you keep touchin your Doody Whacker, it's gonna fall off!"

by Great Grandpa Radar January 1, 2007

Doody Nuts

Nickname for he who wipes his ass from back to front.

Shit your balls stink, Doody Nuts!

by bradzilla May 6, 2003

droopy dong

a penis that hangs below the knees and refuses to become stiff

Tony's droopy dong looks more like an elephant trunk than a penis!

by sean14714 January 27, 2006

Doody Doer

Someone who does doody - a feces fucker - some one who loves the chocolate log

"What the hell?!?! I never realized you were a doody doer!"

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda July 29, 2004

Doody Toots

An unfortunate circumstance by which an afflictive victim perceives some seemingly minor gastrointestinal insurrection to be laudable as a breezy endeavor. The unsuspecting rectal cashier will think it safe to offer air as relief to the impending pressure.

Alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurpassed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.

No time is worse for a case of the doody toots than at a neighbor's daughter's quinceanera. Trust me.

by unitedstains September 12, 2013

DrootyFrooty

Great Twitch Streamer

Wow DrootyFrooty is such a good twitch streamer

by Twitch DrootyFrooty April 13, 2019

Muddy Doody Society

A membership organization in which to belong you must have taken a dump thought to be a clean swiper (little toilet paper used) and found upon said swipe a muddy mess with doody (feces) all over the paper even under your fingernail. Once you experience this you are officially, like or not, a member of the Muddy Doody Society (MDS)

Man #1: Hey man sorry I took so long, thought I was going to have an easy time in there but fell pray to the Muddy Doody Society.

Man #2: Shit man your first time becoming a member of the MDS?

Man#3: Hell no my wife checks my fingernails before we go to bed at night and she makes sure I have my membership card in my wallet.

by Looneylarry August 29, 2012