Deadlock

When you're gettin' snoody with the booty but suddenly you are stuck at full mast and can't pull out but also can't cum. Usually from too much sex.

Man I was hittin' it from behind with Vanessa but I got such bad deadlock I was stuck pumpin' for like an hour.

by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 11, 2019

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Dreadsock

To stuff a Dreadnought (preferably one of the old metal ones) into a sock & then smash it into the cheating/cheezey army list using player's face.

This usually results in pain for the offender. This is a good thing.

However, never Dreadsock Chuck Norris, don't even think about it unless you want to have your testicles crushed. It hurts, believe me.

Player 1: WTF?! U haz 4 skwadz ov teh Nob Bykerz?!?! That iz teh cheeze!!!

Player 2: Yeah, but u wayt untylz i pwn u wiv mah dubel lash Chaos army!!!

Player 1: WTF mahn?!?!

Player 2: It haz 3 Vindicatorz 2!!!

*Player 1 proceeds to Dreadsock Player 2*

Player 2: MAH FAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!! IT IZ TEH HURTZ!!!!!!!!!

Player 1: That'z wot u get 4 being a cheezey foo.

Player 2: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by an Ugnaught January 28, 2009

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deadlocs

• a shitty fucking blueface song

• to swear on ur dead friend
• means no lie

• synonym : “on my momma”

i shot that nigga on the deadlocs

by onmymommaonmymomma March 4, 2019

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deadlocked

When a guy and girl are fucking locked in doggystyle firmly and intensely.

We were deadlocked last night for three hours straight.

by NO FUCKING NAME March 1, 2011

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dreadlock

The mental traffic jam that arises out of worry. A dreaded future event -- report deadline, court appearance, meeting with boss -- is played over and over again in the brain, locking out other, more productive thoughts and often resulting in insomnia and excessive alcohol consumption.

I've been in dreadlock over today's presentation. Are you sure we're ready?

by wordguy2 March 21, 2010

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