An Ian typically small in size like a smurf that has his girlfriend bite his dick off... He then gets on all fours and asks for her to fuck him in the ass
by Jwhoptiewop May 30, 2016
Get the Downward reverse smurf sexmug. The act of sexual congress wherein the woman, or bottom dude, lies down with their legs on a divan, or other similarly sized piece of furniture, with their face on the floor while their partner enters them from behind placing his hands on the floor in a position not unlike "downward facing dog".
I was sexing a girl the other day, and she wanted a g-spot pounding, so we switched to downward facing doggy style.
by naked_yoga December 9, 2013
Get the downward facing doggy stylemug. another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.
friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"
by bretheren April 28, 2005
Get the one handed diagonal downward dogmug. Downward danglers is a term for very banana formed boobs, (like incredible long ones) that is broadly used in Northern Scotland.
by Mrmonkeynig January 25, 2022
Get the saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebobmug. a hill where you cooternoot
by PickleToes101 July 13, 2022
Get the slowly downward landing hillmug. A woman's booty that is so big that if you were to vertically slap the booty at a 90 degree downward angle, three of your fingers and 75 percent of your palm would connect with ass
Damn Mike, you see that downward slapper over there?! I bet she could make that shit clap for days!
Hey bro, Mike started seeing a new girl, but she don't got a downward slapper. That shit ain't cool.
Hey bro, Mike started seeing a new girl, but she don't got a downward slapper. That shit ain't cool.
by xo805 December 11, 2020
Get the downward slappermug. When one man slaps his penis repeatedly on another mans belly whilst the second man strokes the other mans nipples.
by RobertRemi February 9, 2020
Get the Downward dogmug.