Downward reverse smurf sex

An Ian typically small in size like a smurf that has his girlfriend bite his dick off... He then gets on all fours and asks for her to fuck him in the ass

Hey babe can we have downward reverse smurf sex I don't feel like a man anymore

by Jwhoptiewop May 30, 2016

downward facing doggy style

The act of sexual congress wherein the woman, or bottom dude, lies down with their legs on a divan, or other similarly sized piece of furniture, with their face on the floor while their partner enters them from behind placing his hands on the floor in a position not unlike "downward facing dog".

I was sexing a girl the other day, and she wanted a g-spot pounding, so we switched to downward facing doggy style.

by naked_yoga December 9, 2013

one handed diagonal downward dog

another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.

friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"

by bretheren April 28, 2005

saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebob

Downward danglers is a term for very banana formed boobs, (like incredible long ones) that is broadly used in Northern Scotland.

DANM, can i have a slurpee slurp of those saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebob.

by Mrmonkeynig January 25, 2022

downward slapper

A woman's booty that is so big that if you were to vertically slap the booty at a 90 degree downward angle, three of your fingers and 75 percent of your palm would connect with ass

Damn Mike, you see that downward slapper over there?! I bet she could make that shit clap for days!

Hey bro, Mike started seeing a new girl, but she don't got a downward slapper. That shit ain't cool.

by xo805 December 11, 2020

downward lighting

Makes houses look like floating ufos. Burns islands and tortures babies.

Person 1“Look at that new house. It’s downward lighting is scalding a toddler.”
Person 2”I never liked kids anyway”

by Your mom o’clock 126358492717 October 1, 2023

downwards nasty

A euphemism for only the roughest and loudest kinds of sex. Often used by those too uncomfortable with the term 'sex' to actually use it.

He led her into the bedroom, where they did the downwards nasty until daybreak, much to the annoyance of his roommate.

by Static Satan April 14, 2020