douchiner

This is a person who tends to whine and complain no matter what the circumstances are. Whiner just doesn't do this person justice, either does douche.

Man, I hated when I was unemployed. Working sucks too though. I don't wanna go into work. I don't feel so good. I don't wanna go to the doctor though. I really, really feel bad. I think it's official, I am a douchiner.

by V Juice July 2, 2009

douchington

Someone who steals all your billions and is generally a douche.

"What's up douchington?"

"No, there's no Douchington here."

by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007

douchling

The douche child of a douche.

Could you get your little douchling to stop screaming?
Your screaming douchling is giving me a headache.

by retailworker December 28, 2009

Douchin'

Preforming actions of a Douche; Baggary

Charles was douchin' all over the place.

by WeepingWillow1995 January 28, 2011

Lord Doucheington

It's a douchebag, but with status and/or money.
A Lady Doucheington may also exist.

Robert Novak prefers to be addressed as Lord Doucheington

by Jackson B. March 15, 2007

Tab Dotching

when you hurt someones feeling to the very core only Serious Role-players can perform Tab Dotching

You Dingle Doofus!
Your Mom looks like a frog
You Minge
Stop Tab Dotching

by FalangoGaming January 2, 2021

Douchiness

n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.

Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.

by chad-o February 21, 2009