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H Dort

the nickname given only to the kid with the funny last name. the volleyball player, the girl thats kind of a big deal... <3
"Hey man, we got to go chill with H Dort, she's da bomb!"

What up H Dort?"

Nice game H Dort."
by Heather D13 December 17, 2008
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dee dort wob wob

Origin unknown. It is said that when a female has sex with you and a cousin of yours you may come upon bad luck. To squash this you must talk the Bird into seconds and letting you tie her up in a bent over position. After a few minutes of vaginal sex the penis is pulled out and rammed into the anus at least 3/4 way. As the female yelps or groans you must in a loud and robotic voice yell " DEE DORT WOB WOB" 2 times. You can continue on to finish or stop and declare victory.
Amy-oh yeah pound that pussy with that huge cock..uh what are you GGGAAAAAA!
Disgruntled cousin- DEE DORT WOB WOB! DEE DORT WOB WOB!
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
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dorted

i’m dorted bro
by brooklynn smith February 8, 2018
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Dort kitten

A very gay man who has the physical appearance of a female
who is that over there? "Thats just Dort Kitten"
by Joseph M. Smith April 26, 2023
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Dort

A name for someone who is highly obsessed with automobiles. Typically used to describe those who initiate intercourse with their vehicles.
"Matthew is such addict"
"Yeah, I bet he is a dort too"
by DortDortDort May 1, 2019
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Dorting

Throwing stuff at a rapid pace
damn boi he really be dorting tho
by Tangerine Donkey July 13, 2022
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Dorte

A Dorte is the sweetest girl you could ever find. Some people might say she is an outrovert because of her having lots of friends and being extremely caring. This is not true however. A Dorte is an introvert with a love for everybody and everything around her.

When you come across a Dorte, make sure to give her a complimet and a hug. She deserves it
Girl: "I just got the best hug ever"
Girl 2: "Ah! You must have met a Dorte"
by Driccerd February 23, 2019
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