Doot

A box halfway-filled with Nicolas Cage films and memrobelia.

Or a mummified pre-mortal badger.

"Dude! I was looking through your doot and i found Lord of War! Can i borrow it?"

John- "Hey what happened to you face?"
David- "Oh nothing really.. i got attacked by a doot last night. It was totally my bad though i shouldn't of been crawling around in its burial chamber."

by mulletmilitia69 April 28, 2010

doot

An all around gretting / saluation / exclamation / question

Whats up doot?
what the doot!
doot? aka, huh?

by scrollios December 13, 2004

Doot

An update to a map game.

Fucking Host won't upload the goddamn doot!

by Uhhhhhhh Yeah April 22, 2017

doot

A playful and deliberately racist one-word summary of all language spoken in India, derived from the sound of sharply emphasized consonants heard in most Hindi accents. (Place strong dental articulation on the 'd' sound for best pronunciation, such that it almost sounds like "nn-DOOT".)

English person: "Hello!"
Spanish person: "¡Hola!"
Chinese person: "Nihao!"
Indian person: "Doot doot!"

by Holly_Teacakes July 29, 2011

doots

the nickname for the game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, most often referring to online gameplay

"Dude you hoppin' on the doots?"
"Signing on as we speak."

by Deezul October 16, 2009

doot

(Noun)

A derogative term given to a person who is acting irritating at a given time; uncomplimentary

Justin was acting like a doot yesterday when I was working with him.

by NCKTCStud October 25, 2011

Doot

The PG way to say "shart."

It wasn't a poot. It wasn't a toot. There were lumps, so it must've been a doot.

by Pooptoot McGinnis January 24, 2020