Portion Distortion

The act of making a meal much larger than it should be; hence, you get fat on three meals a day.

Guy 1: Holy shit, how large is that lasagna you're eating? That's enough for at least two people!

Guy 2: So what?

Guy 1: It's portion distortion!

by P R Me June 28, 2010

dictor

a person who enjoys being sexually assulted

Christopher and Nicholis and Thomas truly were dictors. but we like them better that way.

by bekathilijathe March 6, 2005

Money Distortion Field

The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.

"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"

by Dr. Dave da Brewmeister February 2, 2009

Dixturb

When a man pokes his bed partner with his hard-on as a message that he wants to have sex, or "play".

"Don't dixturb me, can't you see I'm trying to sleep."

by 2craycray March 22, 2013

distortionist

A word used to describe that someone is broken inside or mistreated.

I met a distortionist person.

by Randomassguy9001 September 17, 2017

distorshinized

Future tense of distortion

Cliff burton had a good distortion sound.
It was a game changer with his distorshinized sound

by Cliff Burton ghost February 11, 2018

distorshinized

Past tense of distortion

Ha Nikki distorshinized is a word

by Cliff Burton ghost February 11, 2018