1.) The 40+ year-old man you see at Disney Parks collecting pins, wearing "Grumpy" apparel, tube socks, a Disney hat, and high shorts. Mustache, backpack, and sunglasses optional.

2.) The 40+ year-old woman you see at Disney Parks collecting pins, wearing Disney Park clothing, a fanny pack, and a form of Disney headwear. Glasses, backpack, and bad hair optional.

3.) That jerk at Disneyland who goes alone, believes everyone should be quiet in line, and gripes about it on a Disney Forum.

4.) The guy who writes "Park Peeves" online.
"So, should I bring my special Disney pins to trade with random people, and money to blow on more pins?"

"Please refrain from being a Disneyland Dork today."
by XavierDavies June 26, 2009
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A girlfriend that you see on rare occasions and every time you see each other, it becomes an event. She's always nice and makes you feel like you're the only man in the world that matters. Sometimes she's single, but she might be married or dating several men. Sometimes known as "The Other Woman" she dates you knowing full well that you're married or in a committed relationship. Sex may or may not be involved. Her allure is that it's always fun.
I don't want him leave his wife, I'd rather be his Disneyland Girlfriend
by merrry June 5, 2012
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"i hope we are going to disneyland this weekend" -- when you don't want people to know you had sex
by _Ennui_ January 26, 2011
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Normally a young female who, on a normal day would be a whore, puts on her sparkling Disney ears, slutty outfit, and struts around a kids themed amusement park looking for dick or attention in general.
Look at that girl shes a Disneyland whore fa sho.
by Castromegood January 29, 2014
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Going to Disneyland or another theme park to relive feelings of youth and be surrounded by iconography of youth when things were perceived as better.

Related to Peter Pan Syndrome.
by Jimmy McKnowsbetter February 21, 2011
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Someone who claims to be a very big sports fan, or pretends to know a lot about a sport, but really doesn't have any idea what they are talking about. This can be applied to really any sport. These people usually become more prevalent and obvious at times such as any types of finals like the NBA of the NFL, the World Cup of soccer, or the world series of baseball, but there are a good number of people like this all throughout the year. red flags include jumping from team to team, picking the best team or player at the moment as their favorite, and using vague language so you cant tell if they know what they are talking about. "that player/team didnt show up" and "they need to play more defense" are common examples. Based on the idea of the Disneyland dad.
The world cup is coming up, so all the disneyland fans will certainly be parading their fanaticism of soccer soon.
by atthedriveinbkr June 8, 2011
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the statue where one is out of reality, not in tune the with the world around him or her.
I think he's lost in disneyland again, no getting to him now...
by obscurityandpellucidity July 29, 2011
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