disconnectualism

Forgetting that you are a physical being and how your ideas and decisions effect (or don't effect) literally anything everything in and around you, rather just a void peering through observing life

I often don't recognise my face as my own due to my disconnectualism with myself/life

by Obsessed Insomniac August 7, 2017

Controller disconnected

Zoning out or fainting. Also used for referencing the Ocean Gate 2023 incident.

Yo ,Ocean Gate's controller disconnected!

by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023

DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery

Your controller disconnected. specifically your dualshock controller

"ah shit my DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery

by Ilovebigoilymen April 18, 2023

disconetiquette

The etiquette of calling someone back after your call becomes disconnected after long holds.

The representative at MYOB had good disconetiquette, they called me back after 10 hours on hold when they dropped the phone and disconnected me because their phone system was faulty.

by DigitalRampage March 10, 2022

disconfect

To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs.

"Five second rule"
"Naw, it was down there for 6, I better disconfect it..."

by Sasha July 3, 2003

scrotal discontent

refers to any angst with life whose origins can be traced back to scrotal issues
i.e: pain and suffering of the scrotum, blue-balling, rasor burn

This pussy lesion on my genitalia is leading to scrotal discontent.

by Scrotal discontent October 27, 2006

Disconfect

The ability to sterlize something that has been on the floor for a short period of time (1-5 seconds) by just blowing on it. Most humans don't have this ability but think they can disconfect.

Bob: Shit! My candy just fell in dog shit!
Ryan: Dude, just disconfect it.
Bob:*Blows
Its still covered in shit

by pablo kkkkkkkkkkkkk August 21, 2010