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dilf

a dad that you find sexually attractive.
D - dad
I - i'd

L - like to
F - fuck
Jasmine - "Beth, your dads such a dilf!"
Beth - "Rot in hell you hoe."
by blackartttt June 12, 2009
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DILF

Acronym, stands for Dad I'd Like to Fuck.

Describes an extremely hot man, whether or not he's married, who has children.
Rose's next door neighbor is definitely a DILF.

Some women think Todd Palin is a DILF.
by Antagonistic Sarah January 9, 2009
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DILF

Dad I'd Like (to) Fuck
Girl, your dad is a total DILF
by Berney December 24, 2007
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dilf

your dad is one hot dilf
by mizani24 July 15, 2010
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DILF

'Dad I'd Like To Fu**'. Mostly used by girls who are sick of their moms being called milfs so they fire back by saying the persons dad is a Dilf.
*Mom walks by*
BOY1: "Oh Damn, Sarah your mom is such a MILF!"
BOY2: "Mann, I heard that...I'd tap that!"
SARAH: "My mom maybe a Milf but your dads a DILF!"
BOY1: "Not cool"
by Disaster_Lindsey May 25, 2009
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dilf

Dad I'd like to Fuck. Obviously.

He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.
Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.
by toee May 23, 2006
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dilf

Ooh look at that baldwin...
He's such a Dilf... (drools)
by love from the convent February 1, 2019
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