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dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...
"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"
by rubberweiner March 6, 2020
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butter dicking

The art of fucking a female in the butthole with a half erect penis that's coated in butter.
Dude last night I ended up getting too drunk and ended up butter dicking my girlfriend!
by Yield77 January 6, 2015
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richard dickinson

a 40 year old guy who uses many nicknames such as "The Big Money Man" and "The Greasemastrr" who is a big fan of children.... too much of a fan of children
Man, that Richard DIckinson guy is a real creep. He keeps touching kids and it's weird.
by Richard Dickinson November 4, 2020
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Dicksand

A female version of being "whipped" (crazy in love with and subservient to.) When a girl feels this way about a boy, she's stuck in the dicksand.
She never shuts the fuck up about him! She's totally stuck miles deep in the dicksand.
by M&M5ever April 7, 2017
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Bruce Dickinson

Greatest voice in Heavy Metal. He began his career singing for Samson under the name Bruce Bruce before joining up with Iron Maiden shortly after the departure of Paul Di'Anno. Began his career with a bang after recording the popular album "The Number of the Beast" which showcased his amazing vocal talents- especially in the song "Hallowed Be Thy Name."

Bruce departed from the band pending a solo career after the release of Fear of the Dark. His first album, Tatooed Millionare didn't recieve much acclaim, but when he partnered with Roy Z and made the album Balls to Picasso. Bruce's albums occasionally featured the guitarists of Maiden including Janick Gers and Adrian Smith. Among the most popular of his solo albums are Balls to Picasso, Accident of Birth, The Chemical Wedding(a pseudo-concept album using many of the works of William Blake, and the recent Tyranny of Souls.

In 2000 Bruce returned to Maiden and recorded Brave New World, and later Dance of Death. Bruce hosts a BBC radio show and flys Boeing charter jets for British Airways. He commonly sports the slogan "If it ain't a boeing, I ain't going!" and hosted a special for Discovery Channel UK.

In his off-time Bruce also wrote two books, The Adventures of Lord Iffy Boatrace and The Missionary Position.
by Otm July 20, 2008
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dicks in your mouth

The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."
Example 1:
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.

Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.
by Trevis Smith August 30, 2008
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french dicking

when two guy friends jerk off to the point of ejaculation, then gently press their dicks, hole to hole, so that their cum mixes together when they shoot.
Hey buddy wanna do some french dicking?
by canovoid March 2, 2011
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