Camp Desktop

Camp Desktop is where you go when you are sick of playing your MMORPG and need a long break.
Taken from the game Everquest, where the command "camp desktop" closes the game and returns you to your desktop.

PLAYER 1: I'll be gone for a couple months. I need a break.
PLAYER 2: Where u goin'?
PLAYER1: Camp Desktop.

by murr2k December 2, 2023

Flatter than a desktop

Amelia.

Amelia is flatter than a desktop

by Poopy booty June 16, 2022

The Year Of The Linux Desktop

some wank folktale which linux nerds circlejerk to each other about how the day will come where linux is gonna become mainstream and replace windows as the world's most popular desktop OS.

"2025 is gonna be the year of the linux desktop"
"you said the same thing for 2023, 2022, 2003, and 1999"

there will never be the year of linux desktop

by ucrt1234 December 14, 2023

desktopper

A student or teacher who hates their life, and cannot become a stripper in the club so they become a stripper in the classroom.

Today I walked past my next class, and I saw a new found desktopper.

by SantaTheHoeHoeHoe December 20, 2016

Desktopable

When spotting a picture perfect image, whether it be moonlight on a lake, or whatever you think would make a good image as a background setting on your desktop (Computer).

Man, that stop sign looks like it's in the middle of the woods! That's totally desktopable!

by Chris_B March 8, 2005

desktoped

When your desktop freezes while watching porn, causing you to quickly yank out the power cord.

Getting caught with the power cord in hand and pants down.

He got desktoped earlier by his parents. He had the computer cord in one hand and his boner in the other.

by SockLoyal123 April 25, 2014

Desktap

A desktop computer with a large touch screen monitor. May include a mouse and keyboard but only as an optional accessory. More portable (room-to-room) than a standard desktop computer and is usually built as an all-in-one device like a giant tablet or possibly a "Laptap"

My new Windows 8 desktap is a great toy and a fully functional PC to get real work done.

by MrCalico-2 September 12, 2012