deebus

Goon

Deebus is a goon

by Adzyrasta November 22, 2017

DeBusk

To leave work for “personal reasons” while you’re assigned a desk to duty during a certain period of time.

John pulled a DeBusk when he was supposed to be at work for the meeting today.

by Anynonomous12345 January 19, 2023

Dorbus

A complete moron, an absolute dunderhead that is somehow less bright than a used match in a puddle of coal tar.

Timothy you dorbus, how on earth did you screw up this badly? Your one job was to press a single button!

by Gast117417 March 29, 2023

Mr Derbyshire

Mr Derbyshire, AKA ‘Derby’ is a veteran headmaster as well as an experienced assembly organiser. Derby is a cheeky old man who has an uncanny resemblance to the TV character ‘Mr Bean’. Derby is rarely seen around the school premises and remains an isolated figure from the rest of the school staff team. However, Derby truly shines when the yearly teacher karaoke show goes on towards the end of the school year. During this show Derby shows his musical talents and leaves the school pupils bowing down at his feet with the sheer beauty of his voice. Another time of the year when Mr Derbyshire shines is when the school sports day takes place. During this memorable day Derby shows of with various poses in his Gucci suit.
- Mr Derbyshire is also referred to as ‘mein führer’ by the school students.

Mrs Brown: David! I’m in a bit of a pickle organising the year 11’s assembly for tomorrow. I thought I’d come to you for help, I’ve got nothing.

Mr Derbyshire: It’s not a problem Laura! I’ve got some religious shit that I’ll show them year 11’s for the assembly. They don’t listen to our assemblies anyway - they’re more interested in this Snapchat thing that’s popular at the moment.

Mrs Brown: Thankyou David! You’re such a great assembly organiser and headmaster. I wish every headmaster could be such a Mr Derbyshire.

by WadhamMan2002 July 28, 2018

derbis

derbis: the singular form of debris.

donnie is about to throw a chunk of derbis at andy, because andy is stupid.

by SOUL January 27, 2004

uncle spinny derbish

1. A name used to define a life-consuming magnetic toy that didn't really have an original name.

Don't you know she's playing with an uncle spinny derbish? We might have to break it or she'll never see light again.

by critsilynn May 5, 2011

DeBussy

A sexual organ that is horrifically disgusting on epic proportions and has the stinkiest odor known to mankind. First discovered in Florida in 2002 on a human male, a DeBussy is said to be able to be smelt from up to 2000 miles away, and long-term exposure will leed to poisoning and eventually death.

I can smell your DeBussy from over here.

by MallardWS September 12, 2020