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depth charge

A turd whose shear mass is capable of cracking the bowl with magnanimous porcelain pounding force. However, the danger does not end there. If upon flushing, the centrifugal force is set slightly askew, then there is an astronomical chance of an unexpected storm surge.
Dude, I did not dare flush at the hotel this morning after dropping a depth charge. I just left a twenty on the upper deck with a note apologizing to Lupe.
by Lovell from UT November 11, 2010
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Crutch Depth

Determining the depth of a body of water using one's crutch.
Crutch depth is only a few feet, we will be able to ford the river!
by Herschaft March 20, 2010
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Johnathan Depth

What's Johnny Depp's full name?

Johnathan Depth.
by SpikeyMike2 July 7, 2018
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Depth-Charge

While wrist deep within another persons body during the act of fisting, the fister quickly opens and then closes their hand, like a quick heart-beat or a sub-surface mine.
"Ow! What the fuck was that?"
"Depth-charge baby!"
"It felt like my entire body was about to explode!"
"Totally. SONIC-BOOM!!"
by CaptSkubba July 15, 2009
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Toledo Depth Charge

A show of disapproval wherein the standing recipient of fellatio places both hands on his hips and vomits in great cascades over the head of his kneeling partner.
Being a lazy, unenlightened misogynist, I quickly got tired of yelling about the bad blowjob and just dropped a toledo depth charge.
by the cheap ironist October 29, 2003
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test depth

Test Depth: NOUN. The depth at which a US Nuclear Submarine is certified to dive to at any given time. Generally this is a depth not reached on a regular basis. It is only attained rarely, and not under normal circumstances. If done so under "normal" circumstances it is only after careful preparation. Test Depth is roughly 2/3 crush depth.
Nervous NUB: Are we really going to test depth today?
Salty Dog: STFU you useless POS! Ain't nothing to be afraid of, hell I got more time on a shitter at test depth than you have on this boat!
by STS1SS August 7, 2007
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from the depths of the ipod

While listening to your iPod a very old song you havent heard in years plays that you forgot was even on it.
Ace of Base... wow! thats "from the depths of the iPod."
by KevinKman November 10, 2007
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