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deprovement

opposite of improved, duh.
the new office is a major deprovement over the old one. but at least it's high up so i can jump out the window and kill myself
by alexis negro June 3, 2008
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pussy deprived

when you're such an asshole fucker that literally no human being in the whole world wants to fuck, or even touch you're micropenis. Asks literally everyone for nudes. Has really hot friends that get too much pussy and your entitled male ego is hurt
You know J.G. he's so pussy deprived he asks everyone for nudes. ( . ) ( . )
by dickmedownpls October 8, 2018
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sleep deprivation

The intentional, or unintentional deficit of sleep due to various circumstances.

Side effects include; drowsiness, an excitable / giggly demeanor, chapped lips, muscle cramps from basic movement, delusion, diarrhea, irregularity in appetite, becoming more visuospatial (extra-gangster as another definition put it), impatience (which can lead you to be more critical of smaller details as another definition expresses), loss of water in face - which can make some more prone to blemishes, palour, dark circles under eyes, psychotic breaks, grandiose entrepreneurial ideas, fainting, brushes of genius, undergoing a series of events similar to that of Fight Club, headaches, weight loss, general feelings of uncertainty, increased sensitivity to audio and visual stimulation, impairing of short-term memory, tip-of-the-tongue sensation, poor blood circulation... the list can go on.
I love to promote sleep deprivation and make beats on my laptop. The whole thing is kind of a grab-bag though and you're going to get just as many negative effects as positive. Diarrhea is always a guarantee for me, personally.
by jfjfjfjfjf August 12, 2011
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touch deprived

when you’re feeling horny asf and have a sexual craving for someone to touch you or feel you up.
Jenny: Ugh i’ve been feeling so touch deprived since I broke up with Sam.
by symydy August 22, 2020
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shampoo-deprived

(n.) Snape-like hair; greasy hair
Me: Man, look at Snape's hair!
Harry: Yeah, he's totally shampoo-deprived!
by ArgMeBooty December 19, 2013
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derived artificial predestination

The boundaries placed on an individual's future by said individual's socioeconomic birth status.
Thanks to derived artificial predestination, Chad never really had a choice but to end up working for his father's textile company.
by Nate L. March 30, 2008
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Gioia Deprivation syndrom

when away from the woman you love for an extensive period of time say ohhh a week or so
dude of have major gioia deprivation syndrom
by robertofox September 24, 2011
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