Department Shuffle

When you are in an office of some kind, and keep getting refered to diffrent departments.

Reception Lady: You need Carol in Adevertising.
Man 1: Ok, thanks.
Carol in Advertsing: Go to floor 12, and ask for Tracey in Finance.
Man 1: Ok...
Tracey in Finance: Sorry, you've made a mistake. You want to talk to Sharon in Research
Man 1: My head is spinning so much, I have Department Shuffle!

by Gee37 May 31, 2009

pr department

A flopping department, flop, failure of LeMonde Airlines

Hey, what's better OS or PR?
Are you joking? PR department is literally flopping....
Oh

by hermesking141 March 13, 2022

Department of Erections

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.

Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

hr department

Dead. #CS4BOD! An absolute flop.. PR is the most active and successful department in LeMonde Airlines.

Wow did u see what hr department did today?

Yes, nothing!

by LeMondeAirlines March 16, 2022

Sped Department

The Sped Department is the esteemed department that is tasked with controlling the Speds of the world. This is no easy task, and they often must resort to torture, forced confessions, and will turn a blind eye to many heinous crimes. They convene at the start of school every day typically to hand out normal pills to Sped kids.

Joe: Holy shit did you see that sped kid rape Jimmy yesterday
Bob: Yeah but I'm pretty sure the sped kid got away with it....FUCK THE SPED DEPARTMENT!

by SigFigLover6969696969696 May 23, 2022

Department of Clipboards

An alternative collective noun for a shuffle of bureaucrats, specifically those with some sort of auditing task. Inspired by their flocking behaviour and use of clipboards as a work tool. Derogatory.

"Better sort out those paperclips, Bob; the Department of Clipboards is just getting out of the lift."

by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 13, 2012

Department of Time

The Department of Time regulates time travel, variants, timeline research and knowledge, time manipulation research & usage, time force by working with the Department of Defense. They also regulate time zones and anything that has to do with telling the time. They regulate intergalactic time and time differnces in relation to other planets. 6:00 on Earth while 12:00 on Mars or something at the exact same coordinates.

The Department of Time (DOT) sounds like the Department of Transport. Wait it regulates time travel? Well it may be similar I don't know.

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021