Department of Mysteries

This is the secret department in the Ministry of Magic. It holds things such as prophecys. One of Harry Potter's battles is fought here.

Do you know where the secret Department of Mysteries is?

by ARandomGirl,HarryPotterLover April 3, 2015

Department of Clipboards

An alternative collective noun for a shuffle of bureaucrats, specifically those with some sort of auditing task. Inspired by their flocking behaviour and use of clipboards as a work tool. Derogatory.

"Better sort out those paperclips, Bob; the Department of Clipboards is just getting out of the lift."

by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 13, 2012

Fire department

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews or personal interests

The station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station. That’s the way of the fire department.

by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023

Department of Erections

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.

Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

Epic Department

yuyo expedito augusto dream game cigar dispenser ending frospitality how get return to axis pls help give me all the answers plesae!!!!!!!!!!!

random dalit: what the hell is a dream game
random shudra: EPIC DEPARTMENT
random unflinching shudra: HELP!!!!!!!
random dalit: how frospitality

by yeetus_cleetus October 31, 2022

Sped Department

The Sped Department is the esteemed department that is tasked with controlling the Speds of the world. This is no easy task, and they often must resort to torture, forced confessions, and will turn a blind eye to many heinous crimes. They convene at the start of school every day typically to hand out normal pills to Sped kids.

Joe: Holy shit did you see that sped kid rape Jimmy yesterday
Bob: Yeah but I'm pretty sure the sped kid got away with it....FUCK THE SPED DEPARTMENT!

by SigFigLover6969696969696 May 23, 2022

pr department

A flopping department, flop, failure of LeMonde Airlines

Hey, what's better OS or PR?
Are you joking? PR department is literally flopping....
Oh

by hermesking141 March 13, 2022