The day to appreciate a tall person. They need to be appreciated they are just to tall ,and if they are a girl you should feel bad because they never get any guys
December 9th is a day to appreciate all of the hella tall people in the world
National Evangeline Appreciation Day. It’s a day when you tell that one Evangeline that you know that she is appreciated and that you should include her in everything. Tell her about how much she’s a star and that you guys would be bored as fuck without her. She is the reason most of you guys are alive and is the star of the group.
Girl: you wanna be partners?
Girl 2: sure.
Evangeline: but what about me, it’s december 9th
Girl: ohh yeah sorry girl 2 but it’s national evangeline appreciation day. Let’s go evangeline.
A day where a bad ass bitch was born. She stays everyday. Everyone wishes they were her. She has guy lining up left and right to be with her cuz she also has the fattest ass anyone has ever seen.
Boy 1:Do u know what day it is?
Boy 2:December 9th?
Boy 1: yeah it’s the day where all the baddest bitches wer born ;)