daffynition

A comical, or at least absurd, definition. Such a definition makes sense from some facetious or offensive point of view.

Calling the Rolling Stones a landslide would be a daffynition.

Many of the UrbanDictionary defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religion are daffynitions.

Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Daffodility

Your inner girliness; hidden female nature

iCarly: 'Embrace your inner daffodility!'

by bookaddict209 May 30, 2009

Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd

the most legendary name a person could ever bear.....

Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The guy with the really long and cool name
Guy 2: Oh you mean Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd? Yeah hes a giga chad

by TheEggdog123 October 21, 2021

diffabled

A person with a disability who is considered differently abled.
To be considered diffabled not disabled.

Their is a girl in my class who is confined to a wheelchair, but to me, I see her as being diffabled.
I know a boy with a limb who can do the same things we can, hes just diffabled, which is just another way of doing something.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 9, 2008

daffodil puncher

a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.

"Shame on you daffodil puncher!" SHAME

by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005

Daffah

something weird, abnormal, out of the ordinary.

"Wow! Your handwriting is very daffah!"

by Her February 23, 2004

Dafafa

A fast thing to say as a slang for amazing

Man 1: Yo, that club was tight!

Man 2: Yeah, it was really Dafafa!

by ThatoneguyYouknowHimyeahhim February 18, 2012