dadenfreude

Taking pleasure from the suffering of one's children. (From schadenfreude, "delight in another person's misfortune.") Any honest parent will admit to feeling this now and then.

She was such a brat at her birthday party that I felt a little dadenfreude when she dropped her cake and started crying.

by Superbad Daddy August 30, 2009

davejohn

A very popular ship from the webcomic, Homestuck. Many homestuckians ship this, and there are many fanfics involving it.
The ship is also known as pepsicola, hammertime, prankster gangsters, america, windy time, herolance bromance, movie knight, brofriends, and of course johndave.

Rena: Dude, davejohn is so cute, but like, davekat was so last week.
Calvin: I can't agree more.

by TheAwesomeFan October 2, 2016

DadeSenpai

An amazing,adorable,awesome guy with a great personality. He's an amazing boyfriend, and friend. Love him! :3

nah
Hi DadeSenpai
~Nobody

by Kitty_Senpai November 22, 2016

Miami Dade college

One of the worst colleges in the U.S. To attend Miami dade means you barely tried in life and only attending college because you would either live in your parents basement or masterbate to 2d girls.

Guy: hey I got into a college ?
Guy 2: nice ! What school ?
Guy: Miami Dade College!
Guy 2: dam your fucking retarded, you must be either a lazy fuck or brain dead. What’s your gpa?
Guy: 0.57 unweighted and 1.2 weighted....
Guy 2: HOT DAM! I think your austistic.

by HL.amqe May 7, 2019

dader

n. a person who is sexually malested on a daily basis. Usually ignorant and is sometimes retarded

I got happy with that dader last night. It turned out he was retarded.

by kj April 8, 2005

Darth Dader

When the girl in your wet dream leaves before you wake up and never calls you back.

Amanda pulled a darth dader on the evmeister last night. Looks like it's just gonna be him and jill tonight.

by Matt Dade May 18, 2011

Dade

a tomato involved in criminal activity.

No, it's not just any tomato, it's a genuine dade.

by ShaniquaDay June 12, 2009