Downstairs pukana

The face you make just before orgasm whilst masturbating; specifically getting caught during said act

That hot german chick was supposed to share the bunk above me until she caught me doing the downstairs pukana. Now she's giving me the evils

by Mcmunter April 9, 2016

banana downstairs

referring to the occupation of a penis on a male.

can also be used to state the appearance of an erection.

finally, this can be used to refer to the obvious change of a public area on a woman.

girl, did you check out that banana downstairs?? damn!!

all of a sudden a banana popped up downstairs!

did you check that bitch out?
yeah, i guess she got a penile implant.
damn, she got a banana downstairs!

by pass a dena June 11, 2006

downstairs inside

Downstairs a women's vagina inside's having sex by Tony Howard , jack frost

Downstairs inside's I Tony Howard went down stairs on your mom and had inside's with that pussy

by king sex August 2, 2016

downstairs jewellery

Jewellery adorning the sexual organs.

Hey Mindy, was it your belt that set off the airport's metal detector? Nope, it was my downstairs jewellery.

by PP The Monkey April 22, 2011

Downstairs Nose

A slang, yet proper term for ones penis.

Used most often in lighthearted situations.

bro #1" hey bro you gonna hook up with that chick again?"

bro #2 " Na man I blew it. My downstairs nose sneezed too early"

by The criminalz March 30, 2011

downstairs dennis

Taking a dump in someone else's pants and then giving them a wedgie

I gave charlie a downstairs dennis

by fapperzapper November 30, 2014

downstairs toilet

A very lazy British attempt at making a synomyn for a woman's private parts. It can be alot of fun to use though, as people are usually very confused when confronted with it in a sentence!

"She dropped her alan whickers and I had a good look at her downstairs toilet."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005