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distraction condoms

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.
I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.
by hoboX10 May 24, 2011
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meatpacking district

The New York City neighborhood at the west end of W 13th st. in Manhattan. Originally famous for its slaughterhouses, it evolved in the mid 20th century into a collection of bars and brothels that catered to the gay and BDSM crowds. Like most of the other interesting parts of New York, in the 21st century it has gentrified into a playground for rich people.
Sadly, the meatpacking district is no longer the fudgepacking district.
by bong recreation area February 24, 2019
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Douglas Country School District

Douglas county school district that is located just south of Denver CO. This school district is best know for being the first government funded school district to be ran by penguins (aka comeplete fucking ass holes who would rather have all their 61,000 students die in snow related accidents so they can receive one more of an “education"). The last reported snow day was more then two years ago. The superintendent Dr. Elizabeth Celania-Fagen is a complete bitch who is butt buddies with the owners of an educational company that is getting shit rich off of dcsd by implementing shitty learning systems that the students don't understand and the teachers think is retarded (can include; WCO, 21st century skill, etc...).
Don't you just love having to go to school on snowy days? If you do go to Douglas Country School District!
by Hockey140121 February 22, 2015
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meatpacking district

A dorm room notorious for its late night sexual activities
Frank: "Have you seen Josh lately?"

Ryan: "Nah man, he's been in the meatpacking district all night"

Frank: "Damn, he packs meat so good!"
by raystik82 February 14, 2015
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Downtown Dining and Entertainment District

Apparently, a popular euphemism (at least in the UK) for vagina after being revealed as the third most popular entry in an ad campaign for Mooncup.
'I've got to see my gynaecologist about my downtown dining and entertainment district."
by EI8HTY6IX May 3, 2010
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Blue Light District

Place in Baltimore City where blue police lights cover the top of street lights in order to monitor crime and violence.
you can tell your almost to penn station when you see all the blue light from the penn line, thats the blue light district
by baltimore love thing May 7, 2011
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a shit hole in the earth made by the devil in which young children are sent to be tortured and have their heads stuck up teachers asses
Golly all the teachers at sv really are cum guzzlers.
by peter brady March 14, 2005
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